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I've made a new video against gnomes
April 23, 2022 at 5:50 am
I'll be posting it sometime in the future, possibly on YouTube, but more likely on
http://www.thetruthaboutgnomes.com.
While portrayed everywhere as the somewhat cute, chubby guys inhabiting gardens everywhere, my video will prove that gnomes are actually the leaders of an interstellar conspiracy known as "Project Intimidation: Xenomorphs Invading Earth" (or P.I.X.I.E for short).
They, along with their co-conspirators, Elves, Dwarves, and others, have been infiltrating Earth media, movies and books, so that they will be seen as cute and harmless.
My video proves different!
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RE: I've made a new video against gnomes
April 23, 2022 at 6:10 am
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: I've made a new video against gnomes
April 23, 2022 at 6:58 am
Gay gnomes are no laughing matter
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: I've made a new video against gnomes
April 23, 2022 at 7:08 am
Not a big fan of gnomes but don't hate them either.
Last year I made placemats for daughters and daughter-in-law out of fabric with seasonal depictions of gnomes. Maybe I am not in the right generation to get the appeal.
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RE: I've made a new video against gnomes
April 23, 2022 at 8:09 am
Some people in Africa really believe in Tokoloshe.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: I've made a new video against gnomes
April 28, 2022 at 12:21 am
I relinquished a diet of ungnomes for one of gnomes, and my health metrics soared with my mental clarity. I wouldn't be the successful, lazy ass hippy I am today without devouring gnomes.
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RE: I've made a new video against gnomes
April 28, 2022 at 9:19 am
The creature garden gnomes are based on is a 'nisse' or 'tomte', a sort of Scandinavian brownie or house kobold with super strength that was easily offended and sometimes responded to perceived insults with pranks, sometimes with severe beatings.
https://mythus.fandom.com/wiki/Nisse
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RE: I've made a new video against gnomes
April 28, 2022 at 12:35 pm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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