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Survivor: AF-style!

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Survivor: AF-style!
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Survivor: AF-style!
September 10, 2022 at 11:07 am
If you were to vote someone off the island, who would it be?

And no immunity for anyone!
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RE: Survivor: AF-style!
September 10, 2022 at 12:12 pm
Think, think, think - sort of difficult to narrow down to just one.
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RE: Survivor: AF-style!
September 10, 2022 at 2:21 pm (This post was last modified: September 10, 2022 at 2:22 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Vote?

Can't we just kill them and hide the bodies?

You know, like real life?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Survivor: AF-style!
September 10, 2022 at 2:54 pm
(September 10, 2022 at 2:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Vote?

Can't we just kill them and hide the bodies?

You know, like real life?

No. Killing them generates a feeling of contentment and an abundance of free time. You are not allowed to be happy.
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RE: Survivor: AF-style!
September 10, 2022 at 3:01 pm
(September 10, 2022 at 2:54 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(September 10, 2022 at 2:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Vote?

Can't we just kill them and hide the bodies?

You know, like real life?

No. Killing them generates a feeling of contentment and an abundance of free time. You are not allowed to be happy.

Bugger.

Let me think and I'll get back to you.

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RE: Survivor: AF-style!
September 10, 2022 at 3:22 pm
I'd send Trump *to the island*...and sink the boat. Like they did in the good old days.
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RE: Survivor: AF-style!
September 10, 2022 at 4:17 pm
Shove the chump's head into a piss-filled toilet and hold him down until he drowns.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Survivor: AF-style!
September 10, 2022 at 7:26 pm
Me!

Like when running for president, we can vote for ourselves, right?
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RE: Survivor: AF-style!
September 10, 2022 at 9:16 pm
We all know who the turds are in this punch bowl. No need for calling them out.
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RE: Survivor: AF-style!
September 11, 2022 at 4:12 am (This post was last modified: September 11, 2022 at 4:14 am by Anomalocaris.)
(September 10, 2022 at 4:17 pm)Fireball Wrote: Shove the chump's head into a piss-filled toilet and hold him down until he drowns.

Drowning is too quick.

consumed by blowflies larvae while still alive is more appropriate for him.
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