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What If God Is A Wombat?

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What If God Is A Wombat?
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What If God Is A Wombat?
September 21, 2022 at 4:26 am
Cubical poo and armoured bums are god characteristics worthy of note.

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RE: What If God Is A Wombat?
September 21, 2022 at 4:38 am
Bullshit. Only those damned to an inferior “continent” can believe god would be so unworthy as to be a marsupial. Clearly any real god must be a placental.
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RE: What If God Is A Wombat?
September 21, 2022 at 5:39 am
Heretic. From Paul's Epistle To The Australians:

24:2: 'And know ye that the Lord of Hosts is pouched withal, and the pouch doth face rearwards. And the Lord shall burrow and the burrow shall be sealed with the hindmost part to confound the enemies of Truth.'

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RE: What If God Is A Wombat?
September 21, 2022 at 12:38 pm
Cyril the Celestial Wombat sends you blessings, brother.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: What If God Is A Wombat?
September 21, 2022 at 12:57 pm
If you don' t know that god is a cat - you haven' t met one......
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RE: What If God Is A Wombat?
September 21, 2022 at 1:10 pm
A wombat would be a lot cuter on a necklace than a crucified man.
  
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RE: What If God Is A Wombat?
September 21, 2022 at 2:07 pm
(September 21, 2022 at 1:10 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: A wombat would be a lot cuter on a necklace than a crucified man.

Can you imagine Hello Kitty as a religious icon???
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RE: What If God Is A Wombat?
September 21, 2022 at 3:51 pm
(September 21, 2022 at 2:07 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(September 21, 2022 at 1:10 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: A wombat would be a lot cuter on a necklace than a crucified man.

Can you imagine Hello Kitty as a religious icon???

Wouldn't work.

Cats have nine lives, so sacrificing one is just in a day's work.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: What If God Is A Wombat?
September 21, 2022 at 4:29 pm
I am sure the Romans can dig deep and come up with 9 crosses!

They crucified 6000 rebels in one go in Italy!
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RE: What If God Is A Wombat?
September 21, 2022 at 4:45 pm
Imitation is (supposedly) the sincerest form of flattery.
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