Cubical poo and armoured bums are god characteristics worthy of note.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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What If God Is A Wombat?
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Bullshit. Only those damned to an inferior “continent” can believe god would be so unworthy as to be a marsupial. Clearly any real god must be a placental.
Heretic. From Paul's Epistle To The Australians:
24:2: 'And know ye that the Lord of Hosts is pouched withal, and the pouch doth face rearwards. And the Lord shall burrow and the burrow shall be sealed with the hindmost part to confound the enemies of Truth.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Cyril the Celestial Wombat sends you blessings, brother.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
If you don' t know that god is a cat - you haven' t met one......
A wombat would be a lot cuter on a necklace than a crucified man.
![[Image: MmQV79M.png]](https://i.imgur.com/MmQV79M.png) (September 21, 2022 at 2:07 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:(September 21, 2022 at 1:10 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: A wombat would be a lot cuter on a necklace than a crucified man. Wouldn't work. Cats have nine lives, so sacrificing one is just in a day's work. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I am sure the Romans can dig deep and come up with 9 crosses!
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