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RE: Random Thoughts
October 13, 2022 at 6:06 am
(October 13, 2022 at 12:57 am)Ahriman Wrote: Join my self-made religion! I can't offer any good things in this life, but in the afterlife, you will be given your own little world, a luxurious mansion complete with a jacuzzi and 51 ugly women! This religion is for men only.
If the religion is for men only, where are you going to get the women?
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 13, 2022 at 6:33 am
(October 13, 2022 at 6:06 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (October 13, 2022 at 12:57 am)Ahriman Wrote: Join my self-made religion! I can't offer any good things in this life, but in the afterlife, you will be given your own little world, a luxurious mansion complete with a jacuzzi and 51 ugly women! This religion is for men only.
If the religion is for men only, where are you going to get the women?
Boru
Ugly women live on the moon, that's where they're coming from.
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 13, 2022 at 5:42 pm
o lordy lordy
I prayeth mine devotion
unto thee
I prayeth mine adoration
unto thee
o lordy lordy
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 13, 2022 at 10:10 pm
People wonder what is so special about Boxxy. It's her mouth. Her lovely mouth. The very rare combination of a pencil thin upper lip with a voluptuous full bottom lip.
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 14, 2022 at 4:18 am
Ozzy Osbourne is probably Chaotic Good. I’ll go ahead and consider him an honorary Bodhisattva, the Bodhisattva of Heavy Metal. While not technically a Bodhisattva, Ozzy has accomplished far more in his life than most ever will. His persona, vocals, and adamantium brain have helped him establish an incredibly successful career, even inspiring guitarist Zakk Wylde to form his own band, Black Label Society. If the movie Little Nicky is any indication, Ozzy is more of a white label kind of guy, being encapsulated in a glowing white orb, sent from Heaven. Alcoholism keeps Ozzy from attaining true Bodhisattva status.
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 14, 2022 at 9:35 am
Superhero movies are so gay.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 15, 2022 at 11:09 am
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On an intellectual level, I hate living in the Brave New World. On an emotional level, I couldn't be happier with it.
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 15, 2022 at 2:06 pm
Why are most people such busy body idiots?
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