Random Thoughts

[Fireball]

Why do people say that they are taking a shit when in the bathroom?  Wouldn't you rather give one instead?

Like George Carlin said, "Don't take one of mine! I only have three left for the weekend."

[Silver]

A girl came into my work at the end of my work shift, and she started using sign language. I used to be quite fluent, but I have not used it in so long that I am rather rusty. She introduced herself. Apparently, I attended college with her. She remembered me, but to this moment I still have no clue who she is. She graduated and became an interpreter for the deaf. She told me that she had thought I was quite skilled, and perhaps I should go the interpreter route. I did not feel like explaining to her that my being hard of hearing kind of hinders me in that respect, and that I only ever took sign language in case I ever needed it when I got older and if my hearing ever deteriorated. It's strange when someone surfaces from the past, especially someone of whom I have no recollection. How she remembered me, I don't know.

[ignoramus]

Because she liked you. But Kit was too busy looking at other boy's bums!

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I just had a disturbing random thought.
Let's say you go back in time, stumble across a beautiful girl, get a little drunk, make love to her and she get's pregnant.

Now let's say that the next day after speaking with her more, you realise that you just did it with your real mother?
Are you now your own father?

Could God and Jesus have done this. Were they time travellers who fucked up the spacetime continuum and have been trying to fix it ever since?

[KevinM1]

Ever watch Futurama? That scenario (grandmother rather than mother) happens to one of the characters.

[Mr.Obvious]

Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood is a good show. Not great. But a solid good.

[downbeatplumb]

Ohmehgerd,

I swear, these drivers today have no respect for pedestrians.

I was out jogging, and I was crossing the street because I had the right of way.  The girl in front of me went ahead before the crosswalk gave the signal for us to go, so I was a few yards behind her when this vehicle tried to make a right between us.  I was fast enough to stop right in front of her vehicle and I held out my hand, "Stop, in the name of love", and I signaled to her that I had the right of way.  She just looked at me as though I was the one who did not belong there.  Stupid ass woman.  I should have let her hit me and then I could have sued her ass.

There's a notorious intersection in Wellington where buses don't take red lights too seriously.

One day I had the cross signal and I yook a step onto the road. Then a speeding bus ran the red light and shot past me less than a couple of feet ahead of me.

Bus driver discovered just how fit I was when I gave chase and got on the bus the next time it stopped.

Bastard got a serious earful and then an official complaint lodged against him.

Either that is an impressive run or a slow bus.
Around here, at certain times of day, you could casually stroll and still catch up with the bus.

[Antares]

I've felt fine but never dandy.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

The Gatling gun was invented by a physician.  There's a sad comment on morality for you.

Boru

[Ravenshire]

I found a grey hair!

Pubic, head or cat?

Victim.

[Silver]

It was so cute.

This kid came into my workplace with his mother, and I swear he was emulating me for some reason. He didn't have long hair, but what hair he did have on the top of his head was placed up in a man bun like I wear. I didn't enquire with the mother or anything, maybe I'm just conjecturing. If he had been in there before, I cannot remember everyone since we do get busy, I still think it's cute that he would emulate me in such a way.

I'm probably just reading too much into what I saw, as I do most of the time.