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IF There Was God...
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IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 12:17 am
.... how would you make Him, pay for what you think He did wrong?
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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 12:18 am
(February 2, 2024 at 12:17 am)ronedee Wrote: .... how would you make Him, pay for what you think He did wrong?

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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 12:22 am
First I would need to have a conversation with it before devising a proper plan of revenge.
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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 1:16 am
If there were a god, I think it would bear precious little resemblance to that beastly thing you claim is deserving of worship. There would be no need to hold a truly just and loving god accountable for it's misdeeds. That creature described in your holy book of voodoo is nether loving nor just.
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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 1:56 am
I would probably serve it gazpacho. Revenge is a dish best served cold after all.
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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 4:08 am
(February 2, 2024 at 12:17 am)ronedee Wrote: .... how would you make Him, pay for what you think He did wrong?

If I had the power to make God pay for his actions, I think I'd also have the power to demand an explanation. I'd rather have that.

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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 4:33 am
I would force it to eat bleu cheese, hang out with trump, and listen to rap. 

Then, I would have it clean my gutters, in a French maid outfit, while satan and I took turns banging Mary.
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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 10:40 am (This post was last modified: February 2, 2024 at 10:41 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Well, you being a follower of cathol and all, howsabout whatever cathol says god is ready to do to you for shaking your weenus one too many times?

Too much? Sound absurd? Exactly.
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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 11:20 am
(February 2, 2024 at 12:17 am)ronedee Wrote: .... how would you make Him, pay for what you think He did wrong?

“IF” there was piece of shit that can make you eat it and force you to smile while eating it and make regret being born if you didn’t praise it , how would you make it pay for what you think he did wrong?

The important question is not the “IF’


The important question is why would a piece of shit like YOU be so eager to imagine such an if, so eager to relish in the fantasy that such an if is true?
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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 11:49 am
I would make him spend eternity with Christians who believe that the universe was created six thousand years ago and that the shroud of Turin is legitimate.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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