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An Important Easter Message
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: An Important Easter Message
March 30, 2024 at 12:28 pm
(March 30, 2024 at 11:52 am)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(March 29, 2024 at 9:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And remember, Jesus lay in the tomb for three days before rising.

That's from sundown on Friday to dawn on Sunday. Three days. No shit. Three days. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Three fucking days. Get it straight!

That's like those "three day" cruises...that are actually fewer than two days, i.e. fewer than 48 hours.  Friday evening at 5PM to Sunday morning at 9AM.

Lying bastards!

GET ME A DRINK!

Did the Viking thing a few years ago. That's when I figured out the "in/out of the tomb" bit.
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RE: An Important Easter Message
March 30, 2024 at 6:09 pm
(March 30, 2024 at 11:52 am)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(March 29, 2024 at 9:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And remember, Jesus lay in the tomb for three days before rising.

That's from sundown on Friday to dawn on Sunday. Three days. No shit. Three days. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Three fucking days. Get it straight!

That's like those "three day" cruises...that are actually fewer than two days, i.e. fewer than 48 hours.  Friday evening at 5PM to Sunday morning at 9AM.

Lying bastards!

GET ME A DRINK!

Do you want the vinegar or something more coagulated?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: An Important Easter Message
March 30, 2024 at 7:55 pm
I forgot to buy Easter candy - please send chocolate and jelly beans.
I'm your huckleberry.
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RE: An Important Easter Message
March 30, 2024 at 7:58 pm
(March 30, 2024 at 7:55 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I forgot to buy Easter candy - please send chocolate and jelly beans.

The after-holiday sale tastes sweeter, right?
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RE: An Important Easter Message
March 30, 2024 at 8:49 pm
Easter has been canceled. They found the body.
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RE: An Important Easter Message
March 31, 2024 at 12:09 pm
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: An Important Easter Message
March 31, 2024 at 1:40 pm
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I'm having a hard time picking out what's making me laugh the most.

The sloppy hand-painted whip marks
Pabst blue ribbon gut
The rental tent
The Marlboro ad
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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RE: An Important Easter Message
March 31, 2024 at 1:48 pm (This post was last modified: March 31, 2024 at 1:54 pm by Silver.)
Clearly, production value sees about seventy-five cents from the stash of money given to the church. It's not even Dollar Store worthy.
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RE: An Important Easter Message
March 31, 2024 at 3:02 pm
Looks like the person who booked the venue for this very important religious event may have been the same person who booked Trump at Four Seasons Landscaping.
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RE: An Important Easter Message
March 31, 2024 at 3:26 pm
And its "International Transgender Visibility Day."

Most trans will have more clothes on that Jesus on the cross.
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