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Artificially Interpreted
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RE: Artificially Interpreted
March 12, 2025 at 3:55 am (This post was last modified: March 12, 2025 at 4:21 am by Rev. Rye.)
18 years ago, I found an image in Landover Baptist’s Welcome to JesusLand the reimagined the Holy Trinity as this bizarre creature with the head of a young man, an old man, and a bird.

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 I recently decided to have Google’s AI reimagine it.

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If I could attach all three necks to the shoulder, I’d say this was actually a pretty faithful representation.

So, here’s what I got with a bit more tweaking.
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RE: Artificially Interpreted
March 12, 2025 at 4:53 am
(March 12, 2025 at 3:50 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Not sure, which one secretly has both bollocks and a uterus?

So you watched The Conclave. Well, as that movie says, every man has a flaw, including the ones who will become the Pope: one candidate has illegitimate children, another candidate doubts his fate, and the winning candidate's flaw is that he is partially a woman.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Artificially Interpreted
March 12, 2025 at 6:23 am
(March 6, 2025 at 8:19 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Trust me, you do not want to see this.



MY EYE!! MY EYE!!!

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RE: Artificially Interpreted
March 14, 2025 at 12:50 pm
Boston Tesla Party

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Artificially Interpreted
April 13, 2025 at 1:08 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Artificially Interpreted
April 19, 2025 at 12:46 am
AI makes more sensible Star Wars than JJ



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Artificially Interpreted
April 22, 2025 at 12:47 pm
Maybe WB should start making live action remakes.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Artificially Interpreted
April 28, 2025 at 7:51 am
And they say men don't play with dolls.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Artificially Interpreted
April 30, 2025 at 6:02 pm
Yes, this is something the latest version of ChatGPT did:

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RE: Artificially Interpreted
May 1, 2025 at 9:41 am
I asked an AI engine to describe the little mermaid with scouse slang.

So there's this lass, right, proper sound but a bit daft — name's Ariel. She's a ginger mermaid bird, lives under the sea with her da — big king fella, beard like Neptune, proper boss. But she’s sick of all that underwater malarkey, wants legs so she can have a mooch up top with the humans, like. Bit mad, that.

Anyway, she clocks this fit lad on a boat — Prince Eric, big dreamy eyes and all that — and she's like “I’m havin’ him, la.” So what does she do? Goes off to this shady octopus witch bird, Ursula, proper gobshite, dodgy as owt. Ariel gives up her voice — like, literally can’t chat — just to get a pair of legs. All that graft for a fella she’s barely even met. Soft as anything.

So now she's leggin' it round the human world, floppin' about like Bambi on ice, can’t talk, tryin’ to neck on with the prince before the curse kicks in. Meanwhile, that Ursula is doin’ her in from the sidelines, shapeshiftin’ and schemin’. But don’t worry, it all kicks off in the end — bit of a scrap, sea magic flyin' everywhere — and Ariel ends up with the prince. Happy days!
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