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Funny Anagrams
#1
Funny Anagrams
I searched for an anagram thread but didn't find any.

Below are some of my favorites ones. You can also post more anagrams if you find anything else.
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A decimal point = I’m a dot in place.
Dormitory = dirty room
Vacation times = I’m not as active.
A gentleman = elegant man
Achievements = Nice, save them.

Slot machine = cash lost in 'em
Statue of Liberty = built to stay free
The public art galleries = Large picture halls, I bet.
Election results = Lies, let’s recount!
The countryside = No city dust here.

Clothespins = So let's pinch
Presbyterian = Best in prayer
The Titanic disaster = Death, it starts in ice.
A Nintendo game boy = Made to be annoying.
Television programming = Permeating living rooms
A carton of cigarettes = I got a taste for cancer.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome - O my terrible drains below.

Eleven plus two = twelve plus one
The detectives = detect thieves
The Morse code = Here come dots!
Clint Eastwood = Old West action
William Shakespeare = I am a weakish speller (OR) I'll make a wise phrase.
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#2
RE: Funny Anagrams
god = dog
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#3
RE: Funny Anagrams
Atheist = Eat shit.
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#4
RE: Funny Anagrams
Prophet mohammud = mo the hatred pope
christian = rich at sin
A Religious Fundamentalist = I'm a futile anus: God isn't real
Evangelists = evil’s agents
Creationism = I’m a cretin. So?
Religion = Groin lie


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#5
RE: Funny Anagrams
(April 20, 2011 at 5:08 pm)Rayaan Wrote: Atheist = Eat shit.
A theist = Eat shit.

Gotcha.
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#6
RE: Funny Anagrams
(April 20, 2011 at 5:27 pm)Chuck Wrote: Prophet mohammud = mo the hatred pope

That one is not an anagram, btw. There are 2 a's and 2 m's in "Muhammad," which "Mo the hatred pope" doesn't have. Smile
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#7
RE: Funny Anagrams
(April 20, 2011 at 5:56 pm)Rayaan Wrote:
(April 20, 2011 at 5:27 pm)Chuck Wrote: Prophet mohammud = mo the hatred pope

That one is not an anagram, btw. There are 2 a's and 2 m's in "Muhammad," which "Mo the hatred pope" doesn't have. Smile

Sorry rayaan...check the spelling again.

(Abortion = a robot is not born) strictly speaking is not an anagram it is =a bin root and over 205 others
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#8
RE: Funny Anagrams
(April 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm)Rayaan Wrote: Presbyterian = Best in prayer
Even better(?), Presbyterians = Britney Spears.

Fun thread. Smile
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#9
RE: Funny Anagrams
(April 20, 2011 at 5:08 pm)Rayaan Wrote: Atheist = Eat shit.

lmao.
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#10
RE: Funny Anagrams
There are too many religous people on atheistforums.org!
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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