2025 Resolutions

[Silver]

1. Get this stomach and waistline toned.
2. Write another book.

What about you?

[arewethereyet]

Make it to 2026.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I always resolve to make no New Year’s resolutions. My streak remains unbroken.

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

1. Get this stomach and waistline toned.
2. Write another book.

What about you?

Don’t you write a book every couple of weeks?

Boru

[The Architect Of Fate]

I always resolve to make no New Year’s resolutions. My streak remains unbroken.

Boru

Same 

[The Valkyrie]

Overthrow the governments of NZ and Oz, unite them under one "regime" and then...

Oh, "reSolutions"...

[Tonus]

I never remember to make New Year's resolutions. The bright side is that I don't feel bad about not following through.

[Rev. Rye]

Here's an idea for one I've had for years, but never followed through on (for obvious reasons):

Inspired by this scene from The Aviator: 






I resolve to stop peeing into a toilet, using only mason jars. At year's end, or thereabouts, I will stack all those jars into a giant pyramid. Going by the standard 16-oz mason jars and the fact that the average adult male creates 135 gallons of urine per year, this would mean about 1080 jars, enough for a pyramid of 14 layers, roughly 72.8 inches high and a square 44.8-inch base, and weigh well over half a ton. They will be welded together, and the resulting sculpture will be sent to the White House. In addition, I will also start a Kickstarter campaign asking for money to pay the freight for such a monstrosity, the cost of welding the jars together, and, of course, more jars.

So far this year, I've failed this resolution since I have no mason jars to pee into.

I guess the closest thing I have to a real resolution is to get used to my new laptop.

[Silver]

1. Get this stomach and waistline toned.
2. Write another book.

What about you?

Don’t you write a book every couple of weeks?

Boru

Maybe you're mistaking chapters for books.

[Nanny]

Work less, spend more time with the family.