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The Really Bad Advice Thread
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I’ll start:
If you’re drinking and driving, drive as fast as possible. This means that you’ll spend less time on the road and will decrease your chances of getting caught. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (February 5, 2025 at 6:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ll start: Interest rates are really low, there's never been a better time to be in debt.
No matter the situation, just tell her to calm down.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
If you’re screaming so loud that the hotel you’re staying in calls the police, just tell them you were watching CP. Even if you actually weren’t.
… This is something that actually happened in real life. The guy spent two years in a psych ward for that. And, according to the cops, there wasn’t even any evidence of CP on his computer. He just said there was.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. 
Sure, put that in your mouth.
Rub dirt or spit into an open wound.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Hire Diddy as your party planner.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
That ice looks safe from here.
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