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The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 pm
I’ll start:
If you’re drinking and driving, drive as fast as possible. This means that you’ll spend less time on the road and will decrease your chances of getting caught.
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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 6, 2025 at 5:34 am
No matter the situation, just tell her to calm down.
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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 6, 2025 at 7:07 am
If you’re screaming so loud that the hotel you’re staying in calls the police, just tell them you were watching CP. Even if you actually weren’t.
… This is something that actually happened in real life. The guy spent two years in a psych ward for that. And, according to the cops, there wasn’t even any evidence of CP on his computer. He just said there was.
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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 6, 2025 at 9:19 am
Sure, put that in your mouth.
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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 6, 2025 at 9:54 am
Rub dirt or spit into an open wound.
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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 6, 2025 at 11:26 am
Hire Diddy as your party planner.
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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 6, 2025 at 11:46 am
That ice looks safe from here.
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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 6, 2025 at 12:17 pm
Go ahead, tell the truth about those trousers making her butt look big.
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