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Rhymes
#1
Rhymes
Something different and hopefully fun to engage with:

My perception... caused so much damage I panicked.
Pursuing salvation... my patience outstanding.
Thought a few problems could be solved through prayer.
Obsessed with blessings from somewhere upstairs.

Magical thoughts impair all my critical hairs.
Static shock whenever witnesses approach my lair.
Self reflect and accept no deity's here.
I pinky swear if Saturn rings, I'm a space out there.

Tunnel vision. Why's the entrance impaired?
Constant background of radiation on what I wear.
Had the reverend cited Tyson, I'd be right on his rear.                       
There's no coincidence ministers can be unclear.

My fellowship sincere. My direction was steered.
My American leader got me downing liters of beer.
Sitting in a puddle of tears.
How more severe till some great miracle appears?
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#2
RE: Rhymes
A horrid sight
In the night
Gives a fright.
You’ll be alright
If you bite.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#3
RE: Rhymes
Roses are red
violets are blue
most poems rhyme
but this one don't

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#4
RE: Rhymes
Roses are reddish, 
Violets are bluish.
If it wasn’t for Jesus, 
More folks would be Jewish.
 
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#5
RE: Rhymes
Roses are red,
Roses are blue,
it depends on their speed,
Relative to you
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#6
RE: Rhymes
Our ABBA fan is missing out.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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