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From across the "pond"

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From across the "pond"
KichigaiNeko Away
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From across the "pond"
April 23, 2011 at 9:02 am

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, So he decided to see a doctor.


"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.

"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"

The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.

Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Prostate suckness ey."

"What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.

"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls."

"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"
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RE: From across the "pond"
April 23, 2011 at 9:40 am (This post was last modified: April 23, 2011 at 9:40 am by Jax.)
Fish and chips is fush and chups. Tongue

Big Grin Plenty of New Zealanders at the school I go to.
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RE: From across the "pond"
April 23, 2011 at 10:08 am
Then they might appreciate this joke...it is Work Safe! ROFLOL
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RE: From across the "pond"
April 23, 2011 at 10:30 am
What strange accents you all have... ;P
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RE: From across the "pond"
April 23, 2011 at 10:46 am
(April 23, 2011 at 10:30 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: What strange accents you all have... ;P

Yes we do ...we speak an english variant ....Kiwis speak a mix of Scottish and English. Americans haven't spoken it in 200years. The misunderstanings are quite normal/ Tongue
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RE: From across the "pond"
April 23, 2011 at 10:48 am
Hilarious. Big Grin
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