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Happy Birthday Zebo!

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Happy Birthday Zebo!
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Happy Birthday Zebo!
Yesterday at 8:22 pm
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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
Yesterday at 9:34 pm
Happy Birthday, Zebo!
Now, I want cake. Ain't driving to the store after a couple of beers, though.
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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
Today at 12:56 am
Many happy returns, Zed.

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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
Today at 1:34 am
Happy birthday!

So what's the secret to long life? Do you like run 5 miles every day?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
Today at 3:46 am
(Today at 1:34 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Happy birthday!

So what's the secret to long life? Do you like run 5 miles every day?

Hell no!  I will walk for ever, but I don't run!
The secret is clean living and pure thoughts (well... maybe!)
All it means is I managed another trip around the sun without falling off. (I suspect it's all down hill from here though!)
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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
Today at 3:54 am
Happy birthday!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
Today at 4:13 am
Best wishes on your anniversary of being expelled from a uterus!!

Boru
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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
5 hours ago
Happy birthday, Zebo!
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