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Happy Birthday Zebo!

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Happy Birthday Zebo!
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Happy Birthday Zebo!
September 22, 2025 at 8:22 pm
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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
September 22, 2025 at 9:34 pm
Happy Birthday, Zebo!
Now, I want cake. Ain't driving to the store after a couple of beers, though.
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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
September 23, 2025 at 12:56 am
Many happy returns, Zed.

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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
September 23, 2025 at 1:34 am
Happy birthday!

So what's the secret to long life? Do you like run 5 miles every day?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
September 23, 2025 at 3:46 am
(September 23, 2025 at 1:34 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Happy birthday!

So what's the secret to long life? Do you like run 5 miles every day?

Hell no!  I will walk for ever, but I don't run!
The secret is clean living and pure thoughts (well... maybe!)
All it means is I managed another trip around the sun without falling off. (I suspect it's all down hill from here though!)
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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
September 23, 2025 at 3:54 am
Happy birthday!

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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 am
Best wishes on your anniversary of being expelled from a uterus!!

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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
September 23, 2025 at 12:57 pm
Happy birthday, Zebo!
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RE: Happy Birthday Zebo!
September 29, 2025 at 11:53 pm
Hap belated day of b.
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