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Will Trump go to Heaven?
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RE: Will Trump go to Heaven?
(October 21, 2025 at 9:20 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(October 21, 2025 at 8:42 pm)Jackalope Wrote: You may be on to something here.

Remember that underground nuke test that blew a manhole cover into space?  All we gotta do is get the man to stand on top of one of those and set off a nuke under it.   Boom, straight to heaven amirite?
Ew. Given the rate of acceleration (to get an object to leave the earth and not return, it has to exceed 7 miles per second, initially (physics mechanics test question, from way back). There will be some bones (maybe) on that cover, and the rest of the toxic stew that he is comprised of will disperse around the world just like Plutonium from a nuke. Just ICK.

Sure, it's not an optimal outcome but it's within the margins of acceptability.
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RE: Will Trump go to Heaven?
(October 21, 2025 at 9:42 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(October 21, 2025 at 9:20 pm)Fireball Wrote: Ew. Given the rate of acceleration (to get an object to leave the earth and not return, it has to exceed 7 miles per second, initially (physics mechanics test question, from way back). There will be some bones (maybe) on that cover, and the rest of the toxic stew that he is comprised of will disperse around the world just like Plutonium from a nuke. Just ICK.

Musk is posting about the possibility of building a maglev train to link the U.S. and Europe.  Maybe he could make a second one to launch Trump toward heaven.

Where is he going to lay the track? Felon is so smart(?) that he's crazy.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#23
RE: Will Trump go to Heaven?
(October 21, 2025 at 9:20 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(October 21, 2025 at 8:42 pm)Jackalope Wrote: You may be on to something here.

Remember that underground nuke test that blew a manhole cover into space?  All we gotta do is get the man to stand on top of one of those and set off a nuke under it.   Boom, straight to heaven amirite?
Ew. Given the rate of acceleration (to get an object to leave the earth and not return, it has to exceed 7 miles per second, initially (physics mechanics test question, from way back). There will be some bones (maybe) on that cover, and the rest of the toxic stew that he is comprised of will disperse around the world just like Plutonium from a nuke. Just ICK.

Do not let 'perfect' be the enemy of 'good'. Anything - literally anything - that will smithereenize Trump is in the 'good' column.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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