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Batman vs Jesus
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Batman vs Jesus
May 3, 2011 at 1:16 pm
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RE: Batman vs Jesus
May 3, 2011 at 1:41 pm
How blasphemous!
Everyone knows Optimus Prime died for our sins, not this "Jesus Christ" pretender.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUxFiNlrDmA
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
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RE: Batman vs Jesus
May 3, 2011 at 1:44 pm (This post was last modified: May 3, 2011 at 1:46 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Christians never seem to have a sense of humor when it comes to their beliefs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwsy5rnB4M8


And the ironic part was "Jesus was real, as opposed to a comic book character, and fed 5000 people with a couple loaves of bread, raised the dead, walked on water..."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Batman vs Jesus
May 3, 2011 at 1:48 pm
"Julie" sounds like a total shithead.
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RE: Batman vs Jesus
May 3, 2011 at 2:48 pm
(May 3, 2011 at 1:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: "Julie" sounds like a total shithead.

Julie speaks the truth. She has a personal relationship with god. She knows that we all deserve to go to hell and she's trying to save us. ......... Julie is a MASSIVE shithead.
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RE: Batman vs Jesus
May 3, 2011 at 2:51 pm
If there were a 'god' I can't imagine why he want anything to do with "Julie." God should have better taste in followers.
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RE: Batman vs Jesus
May 3, 2011 at 3:23 pm
Hahahaha man that is pure genius. I want to add Ronald as a friend, he sounds like a guy with a sense of humour.
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RE: Batman vs Jesus
May 3, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Please, people! Whenever I hear "personal relationship with God" it makes me want to vomit. If God doesn't ever call you up and ask you over to watch a movie, then he's just an imaginary friend in your head!
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Batman vs Jesus
May 3, 2011 at 5:39 pm
Women know that god...like most guys...only calls when he wants to fuck 'em.
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RE: Batman vs Jesus
May 3, 2011 at 8:45 pm (This post was last modified: May 3, 2011 at 8:47 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
South Park,Jesus vs Santa.

"Dude don't say 'pigfucker' in front of Jesus"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSQczYEeB2w
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