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Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms
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RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms
May 6, 2011 at 8:12 am
Hello Niz,

As you might have guessed you need to have a thick skin to survive here, especially if you're a theist.

But it is fun.

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RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms
May 6, 2011 at 9:48 am
(May 6, 2011 at 8:12 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Hello Niz,

As you might have guessed you need to have a thick skin to survive here, especially if you're a theist.

But it is fun.

Badger

Methinks he already has a thick skin. He'll be fine i'm sure...
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RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms
May 6, 2011 at 10:56 am (This post was last modified: May 6, 2011 at 10:57 am by Nimzo.)
(May 6, 2011 at 4:24 am)Cinjin Cain Wrote: Jesusfuckingchrist, I'll explain the hyperbole for you. He's blind, so regardless, a glass jar or a leather bag on his head wouldn't make a difference in his vision. However blind people have a keener sense of hearing - thus he's UNDER WATER. what a fucking moron! Do you have to walk around with a helmet?
I thought the joke was that even a blind man under water could see through me?

Quote:I Kings is listed under your description ... meh, you should put 2 Kings 2:23-24 under your heading. THAT god is far more representative of what you believe.
It is no less and no more representative of my beliefs than any passage in the Bible.
(May 6, 2011 at 8:12 am)Zen Badger Wrote: As you might have guessed you need to have a thick skin to survive here, especially if you're a theist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I
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#34
RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms
May 6, 2011 at 11:01 am
(May 6, 2011 at 10:56 am)Nimzo Wrote:
(May 6, 2011 at 8:12 am)Zen Badger Wrote: As you might have guessed you need to have a thick skin to survive here, especially if you're a theist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I

Comedy genius! how long did it take you to think of that one?ROFLOL

Seriously dude, that's like the funniest shit i've ever seen anyone post, you should become a comedian for sure.
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RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms
May 6, 2011 at 11:08 am
(May 6, 2011 at 11:01 am)Napoleon666 Wrote: Comedy genius! how long did it take you to think of that one?ROFLOL

Seriously dude, that's like the funniest shit i've ever seen anyone post, you should become a comedian for sure.
They don't call me "Shit Wit" for nothing.
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RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms
May 6, 2011 at 11:14 am (This post was last modified: May 6, 2011 at 11:35 am by Anomalocaris.)
They call him shitwit for something else.
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#37
RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms
May 6, 2011 at 11:41 am
I can see that the name is going to stick, though.
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RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms
May 6, 2011 at 11:43 am
Stick is what shit does.
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#39
RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms
May 6, 2011 at 2:25 pm
(May 6, 2011 at 10:56 am)Nimzo Wrote: I thought the joke was that even a blind man under water could see through me?
(May 6, 2011 at 7:56 am)Watson Wrote: If you have to explain the joke, it isn't a very funny joke. Big Grin

Alright, I'm done with both of you. You're both imbeciles. It's NOT a joke ... it's a hyperbole! .... I'm sorry, that's a big word for you two .... it's a figure of speech. It was never a joke.

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RE: Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms
May 6, 2011 at 2:28 pm (This post was last modified: May 6, 2011 at 2:32 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(May 6, 2011 at 7:56 am)Watson Wrote: If you have to explain the joke, it isn't a very funny joke. Big Grin

You and Nimzo don't have to explain yourselves. You are a very funny joke. Big Grin


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