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Darwinian Offline
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Where are you?
May 7, 2011 at 5:46 am
I think I'm at Money, Money, Sex...

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#2
RE: Where are you?
May 7, 2011 at 5:55 am
Ogg


How old are you?

I'm 63. I assure you, I still think of sex far more often than toilet, even allowing for my rumbling prostate. Of course I get to go toilet far more often-----It has ever been thus. Cool Shades
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RE: Where are you?
May 7, 2011 at 6:04 am
I'm




They do say that the longer you go with sex the less you think about it. Well, as I haven't had a girlfriend for about 9 years I'm beginning to think this statement might be true. :S
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RE: Where are you?
May 7, 2011 at 6:14 am
(May 7, 2011 at 6:04 am)oggtheclever Wrote: I'm




They do say that the longer you go with sex the less you think about it. Well, as I haven't had a girlfriend for about 9 years I'm beginning to think this statement might be true. :S

So it's Star wars sex for you then.
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RE: Where are you?
May 7, 2011 at 9:45 am
(May 7, 2011 at 6:14 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(May 7, 2011 at 6:04 am)oggtheclever Wrote: I'm




They do say that the longer you go with sex the less you think about it. Well, as I haven't had a girlfriend for about 9 years I'm beginning to think this statement might be true. :S

So it's Star wars sex for you then.

Star wars sex?

Is that when the first three are quite good but the next three are real disappointments?Big Grin



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RE: Where are you?
May 7, 2011 at 9:57 am
(May 7, 2011 at 9:45 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Star wars sex?

Is that when the first three are quite good but the next three are real disappointments?Big Grin

Or when you find out afterwards that she's your sister?
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RE: Where are you?
May 7, 2011 at 10:37 am
Money
Money
sex
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May 7, 2011 at 11:45 am (This post was last modified: May 7, 2011 at 11:48 am by reverendjeremiah.)
money money money

but that is me starting with the kid at 10's year old and the old man at 70's
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RE: Where are you?
May 7, 2011 at 3:28 pm
Sex money and I despise everything to do with toilets. Not the invention, mind... but that I have to use them at all Tongue
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RE: Where are you?
May 7, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Money money sex. Which surprises me being so much younger than you Dar.

Despising toilets... that makes you old before your time right?? Devil
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