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Caption Contest
May 9, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Some of you on this site are very intelligent. I need a caption to go in the upper right corner of this picture.

Give me a thought provoking (or just humorous) one-liner. (Yes I know ... this is not a real contest - don't over think it.)

The "winner" gets nothing besides perhaps thread kudos from your peers.
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RE: Caption Contest
May 9, 2011 at 3:43 pm
"A stake through the heart will kill any vampire"
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Caption Contest
May 9, 2011 at 3:50 pm (This post was last modified: May 9, 2011 at 3:54 pm by Cinjin.)
(May 9, 2011 at 3:43 pm)FaithNoMore Wrote: "A stake through the heart will kill any vampire"

"vampire" as in - sucking the life out of a person ... NICE.


Here's one of several of mine...

Christianity
COME GET SOME!


Just thought of another one ...


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RE: Caption Contest
May 9, 2011 at 3:59 pm
TALES FROM THE CROCK
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RE: Caption Contest
May 9, 2011 at 5:07 pm (This post was last modified: May 9, 2011 at 5:09 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
"Thats one Horcrux down. Six more and Lord Jesus will finally be destroyed!"
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RE: Caption Contest
May 9, 2011 at 7:28 pm (This post was last modified: May 9, 2011 at 7:37 pm by Cinjin.)
(May 9, 2011 at 5:07 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: "Thats one Horcrux down. Six more and Lord Jesus will finally be destroyed!"

Horcrux ... NICE Hilarious
Another idea ...

"Nobody puts Jesus in a corner."


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RE: Caption Contest
May 9, 2011 at 9:01 pm
"Help get the word aCROSS..."
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RE: Caption Contest
May 9, 2011 at 11:58 pm
"Never a tampon around when you need one!"

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"One religion down, many more to go."
Nothing is your own except the few cubic centimeters inside your skull. - George Orwell
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RE: Caption Contest
May 10, 2011 at 12:10 am
CHRISTIANITY
"The meek inherit the earth ... after WE'RE done with it!"
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RE: Caption Contest
May 10, 2011 at 5:38 pm
IRONY:
When putting down zombies becomes boring...
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