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Novocain is weak

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Novocain is weak
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Novocain is weak
May 25, 2011 at 6:25 pm (This post was last modified: May 25, 2011 at 6:27 pm by Violet.)
After three syringes full of novocain (verified afterwards), a failed placebo, and 3 pills of ibuprofen... I finally went 'to hell with it' and had them just drill without a working pain medicine. Which hurt. A lot.

I don't care how much it cost... next time I'm having them put me under. Oh the wonders of being highly tolerant to common pain medications -_- Did I mention that it hurt?

Did I mention it still hurts, hence my further bitching? Pain -_-

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4. I don't bitch anymore once it hits 7. It was a 6 during the process.

And novocain is weak. Ibuprofen too.
Which reminds me that I was going to post a poll about novocain sucking. Too late now. Novocain is weak. Novocain is for the weak. Novocain weakness crits for over 9000. Fucking novocain. <Insert further bitching about novocain>. And its mother was a daisy!
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RE: Novocain is weak
May 25, 2011 at 8:39 pm

I agree ... Novocain is weak. That shit is made for pussies!
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RE: Novocain is weak
May 26, 2011 at 2:04 am
Brushing your teeth is a great pain reliever! Tongue
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RE: Novocain is weak
May 26, 2011 at 2:14 am
As is a thumping knock to the head. :p
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RE: Novocain is weak
May 26, 2011 at 2:21 am
Please form an orderly queue Smile
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RE: Novocain is weak
May 26, 2011 at 3:38 pm
(May 26, 2011 at 2:04 am)fr0d0 Wrote: Brushing your teeth is a great pain reliever! Tongue

Actually, it's a constant pain in the teeth.

And a poor use of time, I do think Tongue
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RE: Novocain is weak
May 26, 2011 at 5:54 pm
Knowing me, I would've gone stoned as fuck.

Painkillers also would've solved this.
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RE: Novocain is weak
May 26, 2011 at 7:48 pm
(May 26, 2011 at 5:54 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Knowing me, I would've gone stoned as fuck.

Painkillers also would've solved this.

What level of painkiller? Smile

And does marijuana act as some sort of painkiller?
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RE: Novocain is weak
May 26, 2011 at 7:54 pm
(May 25, 2011 at 8:39 pm)Cinjin Cain Wrote: I agree ... Novocain is weak. That shit is made for pussies!


No, no....when they operate on pussies they use the heavy duty stuff. Novocain is for teeth.
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RE: Novocain is weak
May 26, 2011 at 9:42 pm
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