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ASA Official Church
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ASA Official Church
June 2, 2011 at 6:44 pm
Almighty deity let your voice be heard so we can follow you! Give us your command!
Also, I declare myself leader of the church...with your permission, Sae.
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RE: ASA Official Church
June 2, 2011 at 6:47 pm
(June 2, 2011 at 6:44 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: Almighty deity let your voice be heard so we can follow you! Give us your command!
Also, I declare myself leader of the church...with your permission, Sae.

She's not a deity, she's just a glorified emperor sheesh!
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RE: ASA Official Church
June 2, 2011 at 6:51 pm
(June 2, 2011 at 6:47 pm)Napoleon666 Wrote:
(June 2, 2011 at 6:44 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: Almighty deity let your voice be heard so we can follow you! Give us your command!
Also, I declare myself leader of the church...with your permission, Sae.

She's not a deity, she's just a glorified emperor sheesh!

You shall pay for what you have done you sinning french sinner!
May your PS3 break and your balls twist!
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RE: ASA Official Church
June 2, 2011 at 6:53 pm
(June 2, 2011 at 6:51 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: You shall pay for what you have done you sinning french sinner!
May your PS3 break and your balls twist!

Okay, touch my ps3, and I will end your fucking world.

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RE: ASA Official Church
June 2, 2011 at 7:30 pm
I was a demigod before I became the Master of Orion. I still am a demigod Smile

But what a sorry state this world is in when this is the first leader to come forward... I'll not be getting caught up in my past achievements (they are many and great), but I must say I expected a little more. You have my permission... but my blessing is a thing to strive for. Heart

And they all pay whether they know it or not Smile I have a very good relationship with the God of Death, who demands despawns removed. Sleepy
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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RE: ASA Official Church
June 3, 2011 at 3:19 pm
(June 2, 2011 at 6:53 pm)Napoleon666 Wrote:
(June 2, 2011 at 6:51 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: You shall pay for what you have done you sinning french sinner!
May your PS3 break and your balls twist!

Okay, touch my ps3, and I will end your fucking world.

Smile

I would never do unto others as I wouldn't want done onto myself. Smile
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RE: ASA Official Church
June 4, 2011 at 9:56 am
What a pitiful philosophy!
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RE: ASA Official Church
June 4, 2011 at 4:17 pm
I want greatly to break my PS3 in the most symbolic and fanciful way possible. And under the above 'pitiful' philosophy: this applies to other's PS3s Heart
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RE: ASA Official Church
June 4, 2011 at 4:19 pm
(June 2, 2011 at 6:51 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: and your balls twist!

That happened to me when I was a kid, talk about awful.

"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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RE: ASA Official Church
June 6, 2011 at 10:50 pm
Wait... you were actually punished by Sae? She hast spoken you heathen!
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