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I'm an atheist and I'm OK
DeistPaladin Offline
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I'm an atheist and I'm OK
June 14, 2011 at 4:12 pm
Scene opens with me at a pulpit reading from scripture.

"Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; (pause)
And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; (pause)

Oh it's no good. I never wanted to do this in the first place.
I always wanted...
...to be...
...an atheist!"

I’m an atheist and I’m OK.
I will not tithe and I do not pray.

Chorus: He’s an atheist and he’s OK.
He will not tithe and he does not pray.

I read Dawkins and Sagan too,
And Sam Harris as well.
I tell all of the fundies,
To go straight to their Hell.

Chorus: He readsDawkins and Sagan too,
And Sam Harris as well.
He tells all of the fundies,
To go straight to their Hell.

I’m an atheist and I’m OK.
I will not tithe and I do not pray..

I fight to keep a secular state.
I like the freethought crowd.
I value all the freedom,
Our Creator has endowed.

Chorus: He fights to keep the secular state
He likes the freethought crowd.
He values all the freedom,
(spoken) our Creator has endowed????

I’m an atheist and I’m OK.
I will not tithe and I do not pray.

I like my God. He leaves me alone.
He does not cramp my style.
And though I say I’m an atheist,
I’ve been a deist all the while.

Chorus: He likes his… God???? ("What the...(crosstalk) ...not an atheist... (crosstalk) get outta here ya lousy...)

I’m a freethinker and I’m OK,
I will not tithe and I do not pray.
Yes, I’m a freethinker and I’m OK (pause)
I will not tithe and I do noooooot praaaaaaay.
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#2
RE: I'm an atheist and I'm OK
June 14, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Did you get this from some outside source? or did you just get really high and make it yourself? LOL...

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RE: I'm an atheist and I'm OK
June 14, 2011 at 4:48 pm
(June 14, 2011 at 4:41 pm)JohnDG Wrote: Did you get this from some outside source? or did you just get really high and make it yourself? LOL...

"P.S. we need a stoned smiley, for me atleast" Tongue

[Image: smoking-smiley-7562.gif]
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: I'm an atheist and I'm OK
June 14, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Oh, yeah....


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RE: I'm an atheist and I'm OK
June 14, 2011 at 4:58 pm
(June 14, 2011 at 4:41 pm)JohnDG Wrote: Did you get this from some outside source? or did you just get really high and make it yourself? LOL...

"P.S. we need a stoned smiley, for me atleast" Tongue

It's based on the Monte Python song, "I'm a Lumberjack"
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RE: I'm an atheist and I'm OK
June 14, 2011 at 5:26 pm
Just like my dear papa!
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RE: I'm an atheist and I'm OK
June 14, 2011 at 6:19 pm
That is one of my favorite MP skits.
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Minimalist Offline Donators
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RE: I'm an atheist and I'm OK
June 14, 2011 at 7:24 pm
Then just for Shel.



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RE: I'm an atheist and I'm OK
June 15, 2011 at 3:00 am
I prefer the original, but still somewhat amusing. Smile
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: I'm an atheist and I'm OK
June 15, 2011 at 7:15 am
see min you can do something nice and the sky won't fall. Big Grin
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