A duck walks into a mini mart and asks the clerk if he has any oranges.
The clerk says, "No duck, I don't have any oranges." So the duck walks out.
The next day the duck comes back into the store and walks up to the clerk and asks, "Hey, do you have any oranges?"
The clerk again informs the duck that he, in fact, has no oranges so the duck walks out.
The next day the duck walks into the store the clerk sees him and thinks, "I hope he doesn't ask for oranges again."
The duck walks up to the clerk and says, "Hey, do you have any oranges?" This angers the clerk so he replies, "No duck! this is the third time you have asked and I don't have any oranges, we have never had oranges, and we don't plan to stock oranges in the near future or ever! If you ask me again I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!"
The next day the duck walks into the store and up to the counter and asks, "Do you have any nails?" This surprises the clerk who replies, "No, we don't have any nails."
So the duck says, "Hey, do you have any oranges?"
The clerk says, "No duck, I don't have any oranges." So the duck walks out.
The next day the duck comes back into the store and walks up to the clerk and asks, "Hey, do you have any oranges?"
The clerk again informs the duck that he, in fact, has no oranges so the duck walks out.
The next day the duck walks into the store the clerk sees him and thinks, "I hope he doesn't ask for oranges again."
The duck walks up to the clerk and says, "Hey, do you have any oranges?" This angers the clerk so he replies, "No duck! this is the third time you have asked and I don't have any oranges, we have never had oranges, and we don't plan to stock oranges in the near future or ever! If you ask me again I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!"
The next day the duck walks into the store and up to the counter and asks, "Do you have any nails?" This surprises the clerk who replies, "No, we don't have any nails."
So the duck says, "Hey, do you have any oranges?"
