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RE: Do you like the stringy ones or the crunchy ones?
June 26, 2011 at 1:12 am
I was just messing around a bit, but it does feel quite liberating to swear and know that the entire world can read it. Time for a llittle religious humor.
A nun at a Catholic school asked her students what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Suzy declares, "I want to be a prostitute."
"What did you say?!" asks the nun, totally shocked.
"I said I want to be a prostitute," Suzy repeats.
"Oh, thank heavens," says the nun. "I thought you said 'a Protestant!'"
NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU BELIEVE, THE GREATEST GIFT TO MANKIND IS THE GIFT OF LIFE.
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RE: Do you like the stringy ones or the crunchy ones?
June 26, 2011 at 2:58 am
Suddenly I have this image of our staff on the table and people commenting on our 'tastes'...
Fuck, I need to get sleep.
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RE: Do you like the stringy ones or the crunchy ones?
June 26, 2011 at 3:50 am
(This post was last modified: June 26, 2011 at 4:10 am by twocompulsive.)
You want me to tell you who is the best mod on this site ? Shell. Because she will tear you to pieces if you annoy her. She has already done it once to me and I have no doubt that this will be repeated. She is half my age with twice the brains. I don't want someone considerate like A or R. I want someone who is going to read me the riot act. She is my favourite mod for that reason. The others are way too nice. You need someone with balls and she has them. She reminds me of Demi Moore in G I Jane, someone else who took no nonsense from men either. If you had a dozen Shells here, you would be just fine. Mods to rule with an iron fist. She and I will cross swords again. But I am going to do exactly as she tells me. To the letter. End of.
A MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE : IT DOES NOT WORK UNLESS IT IS OPEN
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RE: Do you like the stringy ones or the crunchy ones?
June 26, 2011 at 8:55 am
I had this feeling Shell might win this thing. I voted for all of them but the Meatball, because I did not recognize that one.
Trying to update my sig ...
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RE: Do you like the stringy ones or the crunchy ones?
June 26, 2011 at 10:27 am
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I like all the mods..including Tacky...Diest paladin and Moros is my fave though.
I just wish the Void had the guts to continue our economic discussion
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RE: Do you like the stringy ones or the crunchy ones?
June 26, 2011 at 11:00 am
I like a wide flavor variety of mods.
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