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Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers
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Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers
Nice find! I'll be sure to forget you posted this Tongue but I'm sure it will come in handy.
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Quote:Gay sex is gross

I guess the people who say this have never gotten head in a dark room?

What are you talking about? You can still tell. Wink
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 9:29 am)HeyItsZeus Wrote: What are you talking about? You can still tell. Wink

Not if it's a girly-boy. Tongue
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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
From the page "bestiality".

Moron couldn't even spell it right Tongue

I thought this would be a 'complete the sentence' thread... but I'm disappointed Sad
(July 20, 2011 at 9:28 am)Gawdzilla Wrote:
Quote:Gay sex is gross
I guess the people who say this have never gotten head in a dark room?

Or experienced cunnilingus in the dark.

I almost feel sorry for them... but I can't pity the fool. That's Mr. T's job.

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(July 20, 2011 at 9:40 am)Napoleon Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 9:29 am)HeyItsZeus Wrote: What are you talking about? You can still tell. Wink

Not if it's a girly-boy. Tongue

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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 9:40 am)Napoleon Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 9:29 am)HeyItsZeus Wrote: What are you talking about? You can still tell. Wink

Not if it's a girly-boy. Tongue

You can tell. Wink
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 12:30 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: You can tell. Wink

So, basically you are saying that you got head in a dark room from a girly boy and now you know the difference between a girly boy mouth on your cock and a girly girl mouth on your cock. Interesting . . . Wink Shades

Sae, I'm going to complete the sentence anyway, since I thought the same thing.


. . . I get pissed that I wasn't invited because I could have found the coolest outfit for a gay wedding. That little fucker.
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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
Were I to look at sex from a prejudiced perspective, it'd be hard to understand why anyone has a strong identity with one sexual orientation or other. On an emotional level, it's the same experience. On a physical level, there are a few variations on the familiar themes. Even the clitoris is, from what I've studied, like a miniature penis.
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
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...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 12:30 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: You can tell. Wink

So, basically you are saying that you got head in a dark room from a girly boy and now you know the difference between a girly boy mouth on your cock and a girly girl mouth on your cock. Interesting . . . Wink Shades
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Hook, Line and Sinker!

Nice work Shell Smile
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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
Expert there, are you DP?
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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 3:08 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Expert there, are you DP?

Well, I don't know if I'm an "expert" Blush. Let's just say what experience I have had on both sides of the fence has convinced me the grass isn't much different in either yard.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
I don't supposed I would be opposed to it, the problem is that I get along with men much better than I do with women - for whatever personality reasons. Haven't met a woman yet I'd want to have any sort of intimate relationship with - best friends or lovers.
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