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Divine Vine?
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Divine Vine?
July 31, 2011 at 5:58 pm
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How desperate are people for zombie Jew to make up for being tardy.
"But he promised to return before that old generation passed away! Look! There he is, on the power pole! Hallelujah and pass the voltage."

If we want to delve into pareidolia, I see a utility poll worker with both hands on the power lines, wearing a baseball hat while looking to his right.

ELECTRICITY SAVES! me from the dark. Tongue
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RE: Divine Vine?
July 31, 2011 at 7:05 pm
(July 31, 2011 at 5:58 pm)Judas BentHer Wrote: [Image: 503218560-27084300.jpg]
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Oh great another thing which tons of Catholics will flock to and worship Confusedhock:


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RE: Divine Vine?
July 31, 2011 at 7:36 pm
Well, if the power company there is like the one here, they'll retain a tree cutting service that will spray weed killer all over the thing.
And soon enough there will be a brown Jesus on the pole. Not that that would do a lot to detract the believer.

"Well, of course it's still Jesus. Even more so now, because in ancient Palestine he would have been brown now, wouldn't he!"
Then there's always the option of removing the vine by cutting it away so it disappears completely.
This would of course be Satan's fault.
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RE: Divine Vine?
July 31, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Satan is the power company!
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RE: Divine Vine?
August 1, 2011 at 12:01 am
Well it's across the street from a church, so that proves it's Jesus.
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RE: Divine Vine?
August 1, 2011 at 12:15 am
Shit....I thought you meant.


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RE: Divine Vine?
August 1, 2011 at 12:51 am
Jesus H. Christ!




Can you imagine what aliens would think if they visited us when we were cavemen and found us worshiping rocks ....
Left and came back to find us worshiping volcanoes ...
Left and came back again to find us worshiping the sun and moon ...
Left and came back yet again thinking, "by now humans have got to have figured it out", only to find us worshiping a pole with a fucking weed on it!


How embarrassing!!


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RE: Divine Vine?
August 1, 2011 at 12:56 am
To be honest, if I found a telephone pole sized bush of Cannabis, I'd fall down to the ground and start bowing...

But that'd be because I'd be most ecstatic at the thought of a giant weed.
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RE: Divine Vine?
August 1, 2011 at 1:04 am
Not exactly the kind of weed I was referring to.
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RE: Divine Vine?
August 1, 2011 at 2:58 am
(August 1, 2011 at 1:04 am)Cinjin Wrote: Not exactly the kind of weed I was referring to.

But nonetheless, one worthy of worship.
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