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Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines
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I've got a comfy bed and 100 bucks, hop in.
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
I'm gonna rape ya!
If you struggle I'll cut ya! Cunt
I already have a hole dug if anyone feels that they have need of it at this point.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Aw...I don't have any pick up lines that were worth remembering. I mostly get the naughty looks. Sometimes I get a "hey baby, you lookin' mighty fine!" while walking home.
"And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him." Hebrews 11:6
(October 1, 2011 at 3:52 pm)Phaedra Wrote:(September 30, 2011 at 4:56 pm)frankiej Wrote: I'm gonna rape ya! Response: I didn't say my name was Mickey Finn. I said have one. And you did. Slave to the Patriarchy no more
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