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God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 20, 2011 at 10:09 pm
(September 20, 2011 at 9:35 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Oh my dear tap-dancing frog Jesus.

One thing at a time.

Okay, let's start with implants. Where's the evidence?

http://www.qsl.net/w5www/implant.html

While I don't approve of dodgy alien websites, I mean the pictures and story is there
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 20, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Quote:What these people are actually saying is ""I'm too ignarant,too unimaginative or too stupid to think of anything else, therefore aliens/god did it"

Actually, Pad, what I think they are saying is: "there are plenty of people out there who are so fucking stupid that I can put anything I like into a book and sell it to them."

Religion works pretty much the same way.
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 20, 2011 at 10:12 pm (This post was last modified: September 20, 2011 at 10:13 pm by thesummerqueen.)
I will read it, but first you should know...I have a graphite grey spot on my arm. I don't know how it got there. It could be aliens...or it could be from one of my elementary school misadventures with pencils. Just sayin'.
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That image? Dear sir (or ma'am) if I told you the amount of shit that got caught in my hands and either worked its way out or remains embedded in my skin because of gardening...
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 11:54 am
I had no idea that gardening was so risky?
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 12:02 pm (This post was last modified: September 21, 2011 at 12:03 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Try picking cotton (or worse, tobacco).
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 12:12 pm
(September 20, 2011 at 10:09 pm)TheouLive Wrote: http://www.qsl.net/w5www/implant.html

While I don't approve of dodgy alien websites ...

... in truth I really do, because I'm going to use this one as Exhibit A in my "evidence" locker.


Not good sir.
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 12:57 pm
(September 20, 2011 at 8:38 pm)TheouLive Wrote: I just see overwhelming evidence for things that humanity cannot currently understand without enlightenment.

(September 20, 2011 at 9:33 pm)TheouLive Wrote: The scientific proof is indeed overwhelming.

Wait... WHAT? Confused Fall

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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 1:18 pm
(September 21, 2011 at 12:02 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Try picking cotton (or worse, tobacco).
You gotta be careful how you swing that machette
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 1:20 pm (This post was last modified: September 21, 2011 at 1:21 pm by thesummerqueen.)
Roses, Min-love. And the various things buried in the archaeological site that is the earth around our house.
The number of times a thorn has broken off in my skin is too much to count - enough that I say that to grow roses like I had in the green-thumb thread, you have to sacrifice a little blood.
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 1:59 pm
Poor summer, I now picture with the calloused hands of a navvy.



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