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The sort of thing you never hear from a mic....
The Grand Nudger Offline
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The sort of thing you never hear from a mic....
September 29, 2011 at 8:28 pm (This post was last modified: September 29, 2011 at 8:48 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Alright buddy, that 12 pack is clearly too heavy. Just leave it on the floor, somebody will deal with it. I think you've had enough to drink.



I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The sort of thing you never hear from a mic....
September 29, 2011 at 8:53 pm
Dude! He kinda looks like my ex. He's a drunk too. I have a video of him attempting to grill chicken whilst heavily intoxicated, but sadly it isn't funny.
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RE: The sort of thing you never hear from a mic....
September 29, 2011 at 9:11 pm
He must have been drunk on god!

PRAISE THE LAWD AIL MIGHTY! Tongue Dodgy
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September 30, 2011 at 12:06 pm
LOL! That one is a classic. I never get tired of watching it.
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RE: The sort of thing you never hear from a mic....
September 30, 2011 at 1:41 pm
A for effort, Z for execution Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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