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RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
October 25, 2011 at 4:12 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
October 25, 2011 at 4:26 pm
Stop Groveling!!!
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RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
October 25, 2011 at 6:23 pm
Oh by the way Lucent, I just want to be sure I understand you clearly:
A god that creates a universe too big for it to micromanage = moral monster
A god that creates a universe and, due to being omnipotent, omniscient and capable of personal relationship with all of us is capable of preventing needless suffering but chooses not to micromanage because that would violate free will = OK
A bit more brief:
Unable to prevent evil = moral monster
Able but not willing to prevent evil = OK
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RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
October 25, 2011 at 11:18 pm
...ready to go back round the circle again ...
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RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
October 25, 2011 at 11:19 pm
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Amusingly Statler is trying to fob off some half baked explanation of the trinity to me in a separate thread. Perhaps I should refer him here.
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RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
October 25, 2011 at 11:40 pm
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RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
October 26, 2011 at 12:39 am
(October 25, 2011 at 11:19 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Amusingly Statler is trying to fob off some half baked explanation of the trinity to me in a separate thread. Perhaps I should refer him here.\
I'm glad you're on Waldork duty. I'm frankly burned out on trying to school him on rational thinking.
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... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
October 26, 2011 at 12:42 am
(October 26, 2011 at 12:39 am)DeistPaladin Wrote: (October 25, 2011 at 11:19 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Amusingly Statler is trying to fob off some half baked explanation of the trinity to me in a separate thread. Perhaps I should refer him here.\
I'm glad you're on Waldork duty. I'm frankly burned out on trying to school him on rational thinking.
...you traded up one crazy for another Paladin. I gotta tell you. This one don't seem to be an improvement.
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RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
October 26, 2011 at 12:50 am
(October 26, 2011 at 12:42 am)Cinjin Wrote: (October 26, 2011 at 12:39 am)DeistPaladin Wrote: (October 25, 2011 at 11:19 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Amusingly Statler is trying to fob off some half baked explanation of the trinity to me in a separate thread. Perhaps I should refer him here.\
I'm glad you're on Waldork duty. I'm frankly burned out on trying to school him on rational thinking.
...you traded up one crazy for another Paladin. I gotta tell you. This one don't seem to be an improvement.
Exactly, I can only deal with one fucktard at a time. I don't multitask well.
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... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
October 26, 2011 at 2:00 am
(October 26, 2011 at 12:39 am)DeistPaladin Wrote: (October 25, 2011 at 11:19 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Amusingly Statler is trying to fob off some half baked explanation of the trinity to me in a separate thread. Perhaps I should refer him here.\
I'm glad you're on Waldork duty. I'm frankly burned out on trying to school him on rational thinking.
Why fucking bother? Just keep reminding him that he's a shithead and his god is an illusion.
No need to exert yourself.
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