Now we know why he was CEO of Godfather's Pizza

[Epimethean]

So he has a penchant for sexual harassment. Seems most of them do. But here is even more convincing evidence that the GOP can only field losers and loonies:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/st...edpkGzw9lU

[Zen Badger]

Oops, another person being denied their freewill by god.

[thesummerqueen]

Fuck it. That's it. If there's even a shred of hope I can make it by the skin of my teeth in some other country, I'm doing it.

[Minimalist]

Cain says God persuaded him to run for president

Well FUCK GOD!

[reverendjeremiah]

So god forced hiim to act like he is running for president but really go on a book tour?

Why do you have to "pray and pray and pray" to get an answer from an all powerful, all knowing being?

did god command him to get freaky with woman that are NOT his wife?

Cain isn't the first to say God prodded him toward a campaign. Texas Gov. Rick Perry's wife, Anita, has said she felt God was speaking to her about the race, adding that her husband needed to see a "burning bush," a Biblical reference to God's first appearance to Moses.

Was that a subtle reference that she was interested in a Flaming Amazon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utIspZnrpAA

[Justtristo]

I am going slightly off topic, but when I see the republican president hopefuls together. I am reminded of the seven dwarfs from the fairy tale Snow White.

[Epimethean]

Yes, and let us count them.

There is Dummy, and Crazy, and Pissy, and Stingy and, let's not forget, Lobotomy.

[Autumnlicious]

Yes, and let us count them.

There is Dummy, and Crazy, and Pissy, and Stingy and, let's not forget, Lobotomy.

Now I want to know who's who.

[5thHorseman]

I thought they were all crazy.

[Doubting Thomas]

Herman Cain, the pizza guy: "Hey lady, did you order a pepperoni pizza? Well here's the pizza. And here's the pepperoni." Ziiiiip. Bom chicka chicka wah, chicka chicka wah wah, bom chicka wow chicka wow.