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Diamond Offline
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Birthdaybase
November 23, 2011 at 12:34 am
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I kissed a pickle because I'm stupid.ROFLOL

Certainly sounds like something a stupid person would do!
Don’t ask.

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RE: Birthdaybase
November 23, 2011 at 12:36 am
I shot a policeman because I was drunk ? :S
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RE: Birthdaybase
November 23, 2011 at 12:37 am
I murdered a fork because I was drunk.


It happens all the time. And not just with forks...
That will never hold up in court...
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RE: Birthdaybase
November 23, 2011 at 5:20 am
I gave my number to a pickle because I was drunk... no surprise there.
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RE: Birthdaybase
November 23, 2011 at 12:13 pm
(November 23, 2011 at 12:36 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: I shot a policeman because I was drunk ? :S


Was he wielding pepper-spray?

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MilesTailsPrower Offline
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RE: Birthdaybase
November 23, 2011 at 2:27 pm
I shot a football player because I'm hot and I do what I want.

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Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
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RE: Birthdaybase
November 23, 2011 at 3:39 pm
I sang to a dvd player because I was drunk.

^ In the right context, that kinda makes sense.
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RE: Birthdaybase
November 25, 2011 at 8:21 pm
In my life, that would make sense in any context.
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