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Pat Boone's modern day fairy tale: Article Dissection by Rev. Rye

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Pat Boone's modern day fairy tale: Article Dissection by Rev. Rye
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Pat Boone's modern day fairy tale: Article Dissection by Rev. Rye
November 25, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: Pat Boone's modern day fairy tale: Article Dissection by Rev. Rye
November 25, 2011 at 12:53 pm
(November 25, 2011 at 12:40 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
Quote:This all may be a fable, a fairy tale, or a nightmare. But if it's the latter, we'd better wake up quick. Like many fairy tales and some dreams, there's too much reality for comfort.
This sounds more like a nightmare to me. Somebody needs to stop drinking a whole bottle of prescription-strength Tussin before bed.

That's the trouble with the Pat Boones of this world: their drug is the FAIRY TALE. They need to check in a rehab asap.

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RE: Pat Boone's modern day fairy tale: Article Dissection by Rev. Rye
November 25, 2011 at 5:09 pm
There is nothing "modern" about an asshole like Pat Boone.
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RE: Pat Boone's modern day fairy tale: Article Dissection by Rev. Rye
November 25, 2011 at 6:51 pm (This post was last modified: November 25, 2011 at 6:52 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Quote:I've read a story that reworks the Harry Potter Series as a love triangle between Draco, Harry, and the emo girl who write it and nobody is recognisable.


There is an entire genre of Harry Potter Erotica, featuring just about any combination of characters you can imagine. Written by amateurs,most of it is pretty bad;I gave up after a few stories.


I also read he Marquis De Sade in my early 20's. First response was arousal,then disgust,then boredom.Finally, admiration for the guy's imagination, perseverance and thoroughness. (did you know he wrote 'Justine' as a play?)

Pat Boone was a boring-as-dog-shit singer of the 1950's and 1960's, with the IQ of a carrot.(think of little Kirky Cameron) One of Pat's specialities was to get hold of a hard rock song( such as 'Tutti Fruitty') lower the tempo and remove anything remotely resembling testicles. He was the male Doris Day,beloved of really wet kids and their parents. -also a REALLY irritating fundie,who like many of the ilk has always suffered from delusions of adequacy and relevance.
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RE: Pat Boone's modern day fairy tale: Article Dissection by Rev. Rye
November 25, 2011 at 7:14 pm
Thank you Pad, I was wondering wtf a Pat Boone was.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Pat Boone's modern day fairy tale: Article Dissection by Rev. Rye
November 25, 2011 at 11:19 pm (This post was last modified: November 25, 2011 at 11:22 pm by Rev. Rye.)
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