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When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 5:26 pm
So the women can't garden, can't handle the veggies at the store, blah blah. When men have to start doing EVERYTHING for fear of it reminding their wives of sex, I predict a religious revolution.

My ex wouldn't have made it 24 hours if I wasn't there handling various phallic objects in the house, cleaning up and cooking for him.

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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 5:31 pm (This post was last modified: December 7, 2011 at 5:31 pm by TheDarkestOfAngels.)
For some reason I'm reminded of the "Shakeweight" episode of South Park.
As I recall, that episode ended well for Randy for allowing his wife to handle a particular piece of exercise equipment.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 5:48 pm
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 8:02 pm (This post was last modified: December 7, 2011 at 8:04 pm by LarissaAnn.)
They're aiming a little high there with comparison to bananas and cucumbers, I think for men like them a baby carrot is more anatomically accurate Wink
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 8:04 pm
Easy, Larissa....you'll frighten the mullahs.
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 8:15 pm (This post was last modified: December 7, 2011 at 8:17 pm by LarissaAnn.)
(December 7, 2011 at 8:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Easy, Larissa....you'll frighten the mullahs.

Awww, it's so cute though
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Actually, Larissa, that's exactly what I alluded to on G+... were they feeling inadequate in comparison?
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 8:37 pm
(December 7, 2011 at 8:29 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Actually, Larissa, that's exactly what I alluded to on G+... were they feeling inadequate in comparison?

Lol aww, poor little fella's
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 8:40 pm
I'm just saying...lawdy don't let them come down here to NC, because the cucumbers I grow would make 'em faint.
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 9:54 pm
(December 7, 2011 at 8:40 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I'm just saying...lawdy don't let them come down here to NC, because the cucumbers I grow would make 'em faint.

~mock gasp~ What scandal!! hehe

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