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July 15, 2015 at 6:35 pm

Thread: I Don't Blame This Guy A Bit....
Post: RE: I Don't Blame This Guy A Bit....

Oh shit! What is that? Throw it back! Throw it back!

1309

July 7, 2015 at 2:08 pm

Thread: Jared's home raided by police in child pornography investigation
Post: RE: Jared's home raided by police in child pornogr...

He was touching his $5 foot long whilst watching kiddie porn.

News & Current Affairs

3342

July 7, 2015 at 1:51 pm

Thread: Looks like I'm a social outcast on my facebook.
Post: RE: Looks like I'm a social outcast on my facebook...

What's a face book?

1965

July 4, 2015 at 2:25 pm

Thread: The right to mis-define oneself
Post: RE: The right to mis-define oneself

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Philosophy

223

24879

June 12, 2015 at 11:30 pm

Thread: Interview with a Jovo
Post: RE: Interview with a Jovo

I also refuse to work on Sunday's. Well, you know, during football season.

10984

June 10, 2015 at 4:43 am

Thread: What type of customer are you?
Post: RE: What type of customer are you?

If he/she is holding up the line, I would definitely say something - and have in the past.

2306

June 9, 2015 at 2:15 pm

Thread: how do we as atheists feel about companies using customers to donate money?
Post: RE: how do we as atheists feel about companies usi...

I say, "No, thank you" and go on with my day.

Atheism

5229

June 8, 2015 at 7:20 pm

Thread: Alcohol humor......
Post: RE: Alcohol humor......

Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems. --Homer Simpson

Humor

3770

June 8, 2015 at 2:48 pm

Thread: Naked Tourists Blamed for Earthquake in Malasia
Post: RE: Naked Tourists Blamed for Earthquake in Malasi...

You can't fix stupid.

News & Current Affairs

2664

June 8, 2015 at 2:46 pm

Thread: Gay teen forced to sex his mother
Post: RE: Gay teen forced to sex his mother

Was mom a hottie? /sarc

Religion

17480

June 2, 2015 at 9:07 pm

Thread: AF's 1st annual Draw Muhammad competition
Post: RE: AF's 1st annual Draw Muhammad competition

I like your submission, but it's not accurate because he's not fucking a goat.

4041

May 31, 2015 at 2:02 pm

Thread: Stupid, selfish prayer requests
Post: RE: Stupid, selfish prayer requests

I'm that guy's boss at the dealership and I'm praying he doesn't sell ANY of those cars because I want to fire that loser!

4314

May 30, 2015 at 2:28 pm

Thread: R'uh r'oh, Sunday school teacher impregnates teen
Post: RE: R'uh r'oh, Sunday school teacher impregnates t...

Can't this guy use the "It's a miracle!" defense? You know, the virgin Mary fairy tale. "I didn't make her pregnant - god did."

11319

May 28, 2015 at 4:06 pm

Thread: Describe...
Post: RE: Describe...

“We would be honored if you would join us.”

2872

May 28, 2015 at 1:15 pm

Thread: Naughty joke
Post: RE: Naughty joke

LOL. Good one.

2552

May 27, 2015 at 3:50 am

Thread: There Are Times When
Post: RE: There Are Times When

Don't worry. It will all be straightened out when the politicians hand the country over to ISIS.

1339

May 26, 2015 at 8:18 pm

Thread: Rare truth in advertising........
Post: RE: Rare truth in advertising........

And he needs money!

1215

May 24, 2015 at 2:30 pm

Thread: Another "I saw Jesus" claim
Post: RE: Another "I saw Jesus" claim

How come they always see jesus and not the devil? Just once, I'd like them to come back and say they saw flames and suffering.

16950

May 22, 2015 at 12:19 pm

Thread: Los Angeles
Post: RE: Los Angeles

Why not higher? Why is $15 the magic number? Is there some study out there that I'm not aware of that says $15 will solve the poverty problem?