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The end of the world
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#291
RE: The end of the world
October 4, 2011 at 11:46 pm
(October 2, 2011 at 4:23 pm)Ace Otana Wrote:
(October 2, 2011 at 4:20 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Its the end of the world?!?!?!?!!ELEVENTYONE!!!

Panic

"YEARGHHHH!!!!!!!!...everyone PANIC!!!!"

Really? Right then, off to the strip club I go. Might as well use your last hours well.

You damn right!!! Everyone PANIC to the strip clubs we go!
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#292
RE: The end of the world
October 5, 2011 at 3:50 am
That is where all the panicing citizens run to...
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#293
RE: The end of the world
October 5, 2011 at 11:51 am
Quote:After all, Christianity itself is a failed millenarian movement;Jesus promised to return within the lifetime of his disciples.


True, Pad. And they have a shitload of excuses for that one don't they?
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#294
RE: The end of the world
October 5, 2011 at 8:53 pm
And isn't is truly amazing how some normally rational people accept the craziest excuses for why he did not showup? Like someone said "Never underestimate the power of denial"

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RE: The end of the world
October 5, 2011 at 8:55 pm
I outright deny that you said that manowar
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#296
RE: The end of the world
October 20, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Well, a few hours away from "The end of the world" I hope it does not happen tomorrow, I got a few things i need to take care of.

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RE: The end of the world
October 21, 2011 at 4:31 am
Can we just keep everyone in here updated? I think last time God was planning to be constrained by timezones and strike at 6pm everywhere if I remember rightly. So can I confirm that those of you who have already seen 6pm come and go, your part of the world hasn't packed up yet, no?
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#298
RE: The end of the world
October 21, 2011 at 4:39 am
Still here El D @ 16:38 Western Australian Standard Time
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RE: The end of the world
October 21, 2011 at 6:10 am (This post was last modified: October 21, 2011 at 6:11 am by ElDinero.)
Ok, let's not count our chickens. Give us an update in 90 minutes or so, ok? Wrap up warm and drink lots of water.
OH GOD THAT WAS NINETY MINUTES AGO. KICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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RE: The end of the world
October 21, 2011 at 6:15 am (This post was last modified: October 21, 2011 at 6:24 am by Ace Otana.)
Jolly olde England here. All is well.

Current British time is 11:15 am. *Sips tea*
I wonder how popular the 2012 end of the world would be.
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