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All Hail the Second Amendment
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 RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 28, 2015 at 9:51 pm
(This post was last modified: October 28, 2015 at 9:51 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I do hate guns so much!
Did this deserve repeating? Me iz not sure: "fuck guns in the asshole that they should have so they can be fucked in them because they're guns." - Evie 
The asshole is usually carrying them.
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 28, 2015 at 10:07 pm
(This post was last modified: October 28, 2015 at 10:07 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Indeed they usually are: by extension.
Or as Stephen Fry would say - extrinsically; extrinsically https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSyIhapMdI8
Another two year old - another gun shot.
http://www.fox4now.com/news/fort-myers-t...l-shooting Quote: The Fort Myers Police Department says a two-year-old child is in the hospital after suffering an accidental gunshot wound....
Probably not the best way to transport a loaded shotgun.
http://www.click2houston.com/news/vetera...y/36166884 Quote:Veteran dies in accidental shooting in north Harris County Quote:A witness told KPRC 2 the victim was loading a duffel bag into his SUV when his 12-gauge shotgun fired. A shotgun round struck the victim in his groin. 
That's a great way to commit suicide. It gets recorded as an accident. Only a dummy would put a loaded shotgun in a bag and keep the barrel pointed at him.
The difference between a dummy with a gun and a suicidal person is largely academic.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 31, 2015 at 8:42 pm
(This post was last modified: October 31, 2015 at 8:43 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Dummies have more patience. They can just sit there forever without standing up and preaching at you saying "Hello, if you have about... oh only about seven hours to spare I'd like to talk to you about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?".
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 31, 2015 at 8:44 pm
(This post was last modified: October 31, 2015 at 8:45 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
LOL< if a dummy with a gun asks me whether I've heard the Good News™ yet - I'm definitely going to shoot him first.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 31, 2015 at 8:50 pm
(This post was last modified: October 31, 2015 at 8:50 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I'd just wonder what someone had slipped into my coffee.
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