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KUSA · April 6, 2015 at 10:28 pm

Jerking off with the gun? Shit, I just jerk the gun off by itself. I'm not worthy of gratification in the presence of my guns.

**Minimalist** · April 6, 2015 at 10:58 pm

There's a reason they call them "ammosexuals."

**robvalue** · April 7, 2015 at 7:05 am

Do you know what I like about guns?

**Minimalist** · April 9, 2015 at 4:43 pm

With all the turmoil around here I haven't been able to keep up with Gun Nut Nation's apparently never-ending war on itself in the pursuit of gun shot wounds to keep themselves "safe."

Today's recap of the toll from April 2 to now stands at:

13 dead, 34 wounded and 7 captured ( as in arrested by police for not being careful with their guns.) Curiously, there are several instances of cops not being careful with their guns and shooting themselves or other cops but they seem to get a pass on the arrest criteria. Surprise, surprise.

Anyway, if anyone wants the back story it is all in here.

https://www.facebook.com/talesofgunfail

Polaris · April 9, 2015 at 7:13 pm

(April 7, 2015 at 7:05 am)robvalue Wrote: Do you know what I like about guns?

There is one good thing about gun violence; it shows how poorly mental health issues are being adressed in America. Notice how people never seem to really care about mental illness until someone goes around on a shooting spree?

**Minimalist** · April 12, 2015 at 7:49 pm

Clearly, age is not an issue.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/marylan...story.html

Quote:Man, 33, accidentally shot, killed showing gun to friend

http://abc13.com/news/hpd-teen-killed-in...on/648918/

Quote:Teen killed in accidental shooting in southwest Houston

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/local-news/...-cleveland

Quote:Cleveland Police: 1-year-old boy shot in face, dies in Cleveland

**Minimalist** · April 15, 2015 at 2:34 am

I'm sure this was an accident....(wink, wink.)

http://q13fox.com/2015/04/13/man-shoots-...er-in-law/

Quote:Man shoots at armadillo, but bullet hits mother-in-law

Can you imagine that conversation?

"Really, honey....I thought it was an armadillo. I didn't know it your mother. Really. You know, there is a little similarity.....honey.....honey? Hello?"

**Foxaèr** · April 15, 2015 at 2:35 am

What husband doesn't want his mother in law dead? xD

**Minimalist** · April 18, 2015 at 3:25 pm

See what happens when you use the wrong tool?

http://citizensvoice.com/news/w-b-woman-...-1.1865653

Quote:A man was shot in the torso in a Wilkes-Barre apartment Friday when a handgun a woman was using to smash his television went off, police said.

If she had used a hammer this would never have happened!

KUSA · April 18, 2015 at 6:48 pm

What kind of dumbass hits a tv with a gun?

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