Get a room, you two!
Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: May 16, 2024, 12:16 pm
Thread Rating:
The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
|
Dying to live, living to die.
(April 17, 2018 at 11:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Get a room, you two! Just mutual admiration. I'm pretty sure she's young enough to be my daughter, or maybe even my granddaughter. I'm 65.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Shit.... that wouldn't stop Trump.
(April 17, 2018 at 11:09 pm)Fireball Wrote:(April 17, 2018 at 11:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Get a room, you two! I’m turning 34 again this June! 😁
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
April 18, 2018 at 6:48 am
(This post was last modified: April 18, 2018 at 6:59 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(April 17, 2018 at 10:31 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:(April 17, 2018 at 10:10 pm)I mh.brewer Wrote: I'll put it in my trust to send you some urn scrapings. I want my funeral to be video recorded, take place on Groundhog Day, and replayed over and over all day every Groundhog Day by all my family and friends for meta-ironic reasons. If they don't do that for me then they can't really have loved me! The non-meta being the fact that I have often watched the movie Groundhog Day over and over on Groundhog Day, to amuse myself for ironic reasons. But I guess even that is somewhat meta, in the sense that it is self-referential... and clearly self-referential humor even when it's barely funny at all makes me laugh my man nipples off a lot more than it should. P.S. Everyone must also fast for the day while watching my funeral on video form all day. To eat food is to break a sacred bond and to distract oneself from the extremely repetitive and loopy--and loopy in more ways than one--video of my funeral. Over and over and over. Harder and harder and harder. Hmm. Maybe I'm confusing sexual thoughts with myself being dead someday.... that's never a good thing. (April 17, 2018 at 11:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Get a room, you two! Yeah! I'm here waiting in the hotel cupboard when the fuck are they gonna move in? I promise I won't peek. (April 18, 2018 at 1:22 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:(April 17, 2018 at 11:09 pm)Fireball Wrote: Just mutual admiration. I'm pretty sure she's young enough to be my daughter, or maybe even my granddaughter. I'm 65. Wow so in June you are 68?!?!?! Now we know I told you that you look freaking amazing but wow what did you look like 34 years ago when you were almost 34 for the first time at the age of almost 34?! RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
April 18, 2018 at 7:10 am
(This post was last modified: April 18, 2018 at 7:12 am by GUBU.)
(April 17, 2018 at 10:07 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Well...just so you know, you guys are stuck with me forever. 😝 Don't worry we'll peel away the superglue. Eventually. (April 18, 2018 at 1:22 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:(April 17, 2018 at 11:09 pm)Fireball Wrote: Just mutual admiration. I'm pretty sure she's young enough to be my daughter, or maybe even my granddaughter. I'm 65. You can't be that old! It's a well known fact ladies don't grow older than 21.
Urbs Antiqua Fuit Studiisque Asperrima Belli
Home (April 18, 2018 at 7:10 am)Wololo Wrote:(April 17, 2018 at 10:07 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Well...just so you know, you guys are stuck with me forever. 😝 Ladies don't. Women do.
Dying to live, living to die.
(April 18, 2018 at 2:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(April 18, 2018 at 7:10 am)Wololo Wrote: Don't worry we'll peel away the superglue. Well, go tell that to WomanForCamus then.
It struck me that we haven't heard from Kernel Sohcahtoa in a while when he was mentioned in another thread. I went to his profile page and saw that his last visit was 3/22. I don't want to be a stalker or anything, but that's quite a while and I'm wondering about him. Anyone have contact with him elsewhere? Could you tell him to come say "Hi"?
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
Possibly Related Threads... | |||||
Thread | Author | Replies | Views | Last Post | |
Member Commentary on announcements and staff logs thread | The Valkyrie | 139 | 10651 |
July 6, 2022 at 3:18 pm Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4 |
|
Link us to your intro thread, first post and/or first thread | Whateverist | 35 | 4253 |
October 21, 2018 at 8:14 pm Last Post: Mystic |
|
[split] The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures) | Edwardo Piet | 93 | 11031 |
December 12, 2016 at 12:51 am Last Post: Iroscato |
|
Please Explain to a Newly Inducted "Old Fart" | thesummerqueen | 44 | 13519 |
November 1, 2012 at 3:25 pm Last Post: Cinjin |
Users browsing this thread: 3 Guest(s)