Get a room, you two!

(April 17, 2018 at 11:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Get a room, you two!

With a video camera.

What??

(April 17, 2018 at 11:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Get a room, you two!

Just mutual admiration. I'm pretty sure she's young enough to be my daughter, or maybe even my granddaughter. I'm 65.

Shit.... that wouldn't stop Trump.

(April 17, 2018 at 11:09 pm)Fireball Wrote:

(April 17, 2018 at 11:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Get a room, you two!

Just mutual admiration. I'm pretty sure she's young enough to be my daughter, or maybe even my granddaughter. I'm 65.

I’m turning 34 again this June! 😁

(April 17, 2018 at 10:31 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:

(April 17, 2018 at 10:10 pm)I mh.brewer Wrote: I'll put it in my trust to send you some urn scrapings.

...to be scattered in and around the UFO watchtower of Colorado.  


You’re cool with that, right?  


I would consider Arkansas’ Christ of the Ozarks an acceptable substitute.

I want my funeral to be video recorded, take place on Groundhog Day, and replayed over and over all day every Groundhog Day by all my family and friends for meta-ironic reasons. If they don't do that for me then they can't really have loved me!

The non-meta being the fact that I have often watched the movie Groundhog Day over and over on Groundhog Day, to amuse myself for ironic reasons. But I guess even that is somewhat meta, in the sense that it is self-referential... and clearly self-referential humor even when it's barely funny at all makes me laugh my man nipples off a lot more than it should.

P.S. Everyone must also fast for the day while watching my funeral on video form all day. To eat food is to break a sacred bond and to distract oneself from the extremely repetitive and loopy--and loopy in more ways than one--video of my funeral. Over and over and over. Harder and harder and harder. Hmm. Maybe I'm confusing sexual thoughts with myself being dead someday.... that's never a good thing.

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(April 17, 2018 at 11:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Get a room, you two!

Yeah! I'm here waiting in the hotel cupboard when the fuck are they gonna move in? I promise I won't peek.

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(April 18, 2018 at 1:22 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:

(April 17, 2018 at 11:09 pm)Fireball Wrote: Just mutual admiration. I'm pretty sure she's young enough to be my daughter, or maybe even my granddaughter. I'm 65.

I’m turning 34 again this June! 😁

Wow so in June you are 68?!?!?!

Now we know I told you that you look freaking amazing but wow what did you look like 34 years ago when you were almost 34 for the first time at the age of almost 34?!

(April 17, 2018 at 10:07 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Well...just so you know, you guys are stuck with me forever.  😝

Don't worry we'll peel away the superglue.

Eventually.

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(April 18, 2018 at 1:22 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:

(April 17, 2018 at 11:09 pm)Fireball Wrote: Just mutual admiration. I'm pretty sure she's young enough to be my daughter, or maybe even my granddaughter. I'm 65.

I’m turning 34 again this June! 😁

You can't be that old! It's a well known fact ladies don't grow older than 21.

(April 18, 2018 at 7:10 am)Wololo Wrote:

(April 17, 2018 at 10:07 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Well...just so you know, you guys are stuck with me forever.  😝

Don't worry we'll peel away the superglue.

Eventually.

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(April 18, 2018 at 1:22 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: I’m turning 34 again this June! 😁

You can't be that old! It's a well known fact ladies don't grow older than 21.

Ladies don't.

Women do.

(April 18, 2018 at 2:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(April 18, 2018 at 7:10 am)Wololo Wrote: Don't worry we'll peel away the superglue.

Eventually.

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You can't be that old! It's a well known fact ladies don't grow older than 21.

Ladies don't.

Women do.

Well, go tell that to WomanForCamus then.

It struck me that we haven't heard from Kernel Sohcahtoa in a while when he was mentioned in another thread. I went to his profile page and saw that his last visit was 3/22. I don't want to be a stalker or anything, but that's quite a while and I'm wondering about him. Anyone have contact with him elsewhere? Could you tell him to come say "Hi"?