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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
(I still think my 'Momma Boone' one is the best of the thread so far, the rest of you need to be trying harder)
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
(March 21, 2016 at 9:51 am)vorlon13 Wrote: you wear a Depends so you can stay logged on during bathroom breaks

Come on, Volron. You know you wear Depends because it turns you on! [emoji12]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
When you start thinking that long term members may be used as character witnesses and start planning their "removal".
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
When you wonder why your rep is not increasing.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
(March 21, 2016 at 9:35 pm)Kitan Wrote: When you wonder why your rep is not increasing.

Omg, I'll rep you! I always love your posts! <3
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
(March 21, 2016 at 9:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: When you start thinking that long term members may be used as character witnesses and start planning their "removal".

My cousin Guido can give you a volume discount on unwanted corpse disposal.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
(March 21, 2016 at 9:37 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(March 21, 2016 at 9:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: When you start thinking that long term members may be used as character witnesses and start planning their "removal".

My cousin Guido can give you a volume discount on unwanted corpse disposal.

I always wondered about the Italian guys delivering the cadavers to my med school...
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
When....

You come to the forums to "unwind and relax" after a stressful day/night.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
(March 21, 2016 at 9:35 pm)Kitan Wrote: When you wonder why your rep is not increasing.

You have more than twice what I have Tongue
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
I have HALF of what you have! Eh, you have to earn them, I guess!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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