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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
I completely forgot about that ... thread. Oh my.

So, the joke (as if rock crushing were something to be joked about!) originally started when a spammer posted an advertisement for a chinese company selling or renting out rock crushing equipment, along with a bizarre rambling text about the great benefits of mobile horizontal rock crushers.
I, like others, had until that day never even entertained the idea that something like specific rock crushing machines exist, let alone that they are apparently a big enough market to justify spamming random message boards, but once down the rabbit hole, it became clear that the question whether to use horizontal or vertical, jaw crushers or impact crushers or rotary thingies was far from settled and depended on specific applications. So someone posted a picture of some models as a reaction to some troll or other, until Exian commented that, hey, he knew this particular model because they are using it where he works. It was all uphill from there.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
(March 18, 2016 at 12:08 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: When you are legitimately bummed out that one of your favorite members cut his time on the boards down to only one measly hour per day!  Rob, I expect an increase in frequency of videos to compensate for your decrease in presence!

That's really sweet of you, thank you Smile

I too am bummed to having to force myself to spend less time with you all. Maybe I can increase it a bit in time, but for now I have to get some self control back!

Hopefully I'll be able to make more vids, yeah! I'll see what I can do. It makes me very happy to know my efforts are appreciated Smile
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If anyone is ever hanging on for a response from me in a thread that I may have overlooked due to my lessened forum time, please feel free to PM me.
Feel free to send me a private message.
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You know you've been here too long when you feel like the "what's everyone up to right now" thread is the place where you post to check in with the family.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
...when you can reply to most theist's posts accurately without having to read them first.
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...when your SO is most likely to get your attention by sending a PM.
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When you need an occasional break from the forum.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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Feeding the kids can wait.
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Or when your SO lives on the forum...

Vicariously through you.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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you wear a Depends so you can stay logged on during bathroom breaks
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