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January 26, 2016 at 5:14 pm
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(January 26, 2016 at 4:30 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: A lover of mine (who worked out the angle of difference in our heights to be 42° because he is a dick)
Wait, what?? The angle of difference in your heights when you're standing (or laying?  ) how far apart? How did he derive this number?
: suddenly I have triangles of all different sizes scrolling through my head :
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January 26, 2016 at 5:22 pm
(January 26, 2016 at 5:14 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: : suddenly I have triangles of all different sizes scrolling through my head :
So you are a lesbian.
Oh right, math.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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January 26, 2016 at 5:28 pm
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I think he just put a ruler from the top of his head down to hers.
Can someone draw a stick figure diagram to clarify?
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January 26, 2016 at 6:00 pm
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(January 26, 2016 at 4:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (January 26, 2016 at 3:51 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Lol, why?
Have you ever seen someone say they work in IT and then suddenly EVERYONE'S asking them IT questions?
Multiply that by a factor of ten.
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January 26, 2016 at 6:27 pm
(January 26, 2016 at 6:00 pm)Alex K Wrote: (January 26, 2016 at 4:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have you ever seen someone say they work in IT and then suddenly EVERYONE'S asking them IT questions?
Multiply that by a factor of ten.
The typical dinner conversation at Beccs family gatherings: Darling, you're a whatsitcalled, surgeon doctor, aren't you? I have this necrotic bruise with white stuff coming out of my leg and the doctors say I need to take these pills, but I'm not taking any more of those... wait, I can show you... *raises leg*
Actually my Dad's a GP.
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January 26, 2016 at 6:58 pm
(January 26, 2016 at 4:30 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Fuck everyone who can reach things on high shelves.
I had a much taller roommate (a woman) who used to put the coffee mugs on the highest shelf.
Fuck that all to fucking hell.
I currently live in one of the handicap enabled units. Besides being on the first floor and making me feel like I live in a hobbit hole, it has the advantage of surfaces and shelves being lowered a couple inches. You have no idea how wonderful this makes me feel.
A lover of mine (who worked out the angle of difference in our heights to be 42° because he is a dick) swears up and down that it's a "short person's world", but he only says this until he sees me sit at a desk with my butt at the back of an office chair. To have my feet firmly planted on the ground, the chair must be almost all the way down. But to sit comfortably at a desk to type, it must be almost all the way pumped up, and thus my toes barely touch the ground. My boss literally had to give me a footstool to keep me from getting numb legs.
Ya got no one to blame but yourself for this one.
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January 26, 2016 at 9:08 pm
(January 26, 2016 at 4:48 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: hiccup
I QUEEF in your general direction
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January 26, 2016 at 9:34 pm
Wait, I thought queefs only happen when fornication devils escape your hoo hah? Did you fornicate?
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January 26, 2016 at 9:38 pm
(January 26, 2016 at 9:08 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (January 26, 2016 at 4:48 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: hiccup
I QUEEF in your general direction
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January 26, 2016 at 9:55 pm
(January 26, 2016 at 9:34 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Wait, I thought queefs only happen when fornication devils escape your hoo hah? Did you fornicate?
Hahaha!! I'm taking the walk of shame many times today.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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