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I just wear glasses to look smart.  Tongue

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pfft... I hate having to wear glasses.... but am not too eager to have a laser shooting into them to fix the problem... nor the 30% chance of having problems with tears for the rest of my life. Sad

So I do sports like a dork!


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(July 21, 2017 at 5:04 am)energizer bunny Wrote: I just wear glasses to look smart.  Tongue

haha It's working!  Big Grin
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(July 21, 2017 at 6:23 am)pocaracas Wrote: pfft... I hate having to wear glasses.... but am not too eager to have a laser shooting into them to fix the problem... nor the 30% chance of having problems with tears for the rest of my life. Sad

So I do sports like a dork!

Not really, unless that's your competition walking helmet.
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(July 21, 2017 at 9:14 am)mh.brewer Wrote:
(July 21, 2017 at 6:23 am)pocaracas Wrote: pfft... I hate having to wear glasses.... but am not too eager to have a laser shooting into them to fix the problem... nor the 30% chance of having problems with tears for the rest of my life. Sad

So I do sports like a dork!

Not really, unless that's your competition walking helmet.

Cycling helmet. Cheaper Hi-viz they had at Decathlon.
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(July 21, 2017 at 6:23 am)pocaracas Wrote: So I do sports like a dork!

How exactly does a 15 foot whale cock "do" sports? 

Inquiring minds wanna know.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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(July 21, 2017 at 9:25 am)Nymphadora Wrote:
(July 21, 2017 at 6:23 am)pocaracas Wrote: So I do sports like a dork!

How exactly does a 15 foot whale cock "do" sports? 

Inquiring minds wanna know.

A 15 foot whale what?! Angel
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(July 21, 2017 at 9:32 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(July 21, 2017 at 9:25 am)Nymphadora Wrote: How exactly does a 15 foot whale cock "do" sports? 

Inquiring minds wanna know.

A 15 foot whale what?!  Angel

Not that she's seen yours, but she's referring to the "dork" part.

I wear glasses to see, too. I need them. A LOT.
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The term "dork" is a reference to a whale cock. In some species, it can be as large as 15 feet.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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(July 21, 2017 at 9:25 am)Nymphadora Wrote:
(July 21, 2017 at 6:23 am)pocaracas Wrote: So I do sports like a dork!

How exactly does a 15 foot whale cock "do" sports? 

Inquiring minds wanna know.

They specialize in pole vault.

Maybe limbo.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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