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#5031
RE: Member Photos
January 8, 2013 at 3:51 pm
(January 8, 2013 at 3:44 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Vae have you gone absolutely crackers?

Yes. I have nuts I could do things with too.

Not that you want to see them Angel

germans Wrote:and now she`s going to beat up her parrot

Already did, where do you think I got these crackers anyway?
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Edwardo Piet Away
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#5032
RE: Member Photos
January 8, 2013 at 4:03 pm
(January 8, 2013 at 2:50 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(January 8, 2013 at 2:49 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Annik our resident horny member.

Who isn't a horny member..? Big Grin

The ones who just spent their member.
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Violet Offline
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#5033
RE: Member Photos
January 8, 2013 at 4:06 pm
(January 8, 2013 at 4:03 pm)HalcyonicTrust Wrote:
(January 8, 2013 at 2:50 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Who isn't a horny member..? Big Grin

The ones who just spent their member.

There's a solution for that. It's called 'viagra'.
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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Edwardo Piet Away
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#5034
RE: Member Photos
January 8, 2013 at 4:07 pm
Or, wait a few seconds. Not much Viagra required really.
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Kayenneh Offline
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#5035
RE: Member Photos
January 8, 2013 at 4:08 pm
HT, you beat me to it Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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Violet Offline
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#5036
RE: Member Photos
January 8, 2013 at 4:09 pm
(January 8, 2013 at 4:07 pm)HalcyonicTrust Wrote: Or, wait a few seconds. Not much Viagra required really.

A few seconds 0.o

... Yeah, good luck with that on me. Dodgy By the time it happens: total disinterest.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#5037
RE: Member Photos
January 8, 2013 at 4:13 pm
Any other substances regulary used to "upp" the sexlife?



Who here regulary uses the phrase:

"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"

?
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#5038
RE: Member Photos
January 8, 2013 at 4:15 pm
(January 8, 2013 at 4:13 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: Any other substances regulary used to "upp" the sexlife?

Alcohol, that's the way to get my man in bed Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#5039
RE: Member Photos
January 8, 2013 at 4:18 pm
Ever puked over a pussy?

Nope alcohol doesn`t really enhance anything for me.

Some might use egg liqueur as anal lube.
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Violet Offline
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#5040
RE: Member Photos
January 8, 2013 at 4:19 pm (This post was last modified: January 8, 2013 at 4:19 pm by Violet.)
(January 8, 2013 at 4:15 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Alcohol, that's the way to get my man in bed Big Grin

Just a little is a lovely way to be rid of all those silly inhibitions we have while sober, and a way to help relax us... ahh... alcohol Heart
(January 8, 2013 at 4:18 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: Ever puked over a pussy?

NEVER Confusedhock:

I've yet to be with a girl who doesn't take care of herself though, so that might be it.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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