RE: Do you care about your significant other's sexual past?
August 4, 2015 at 12:12 pm
(This post was last modified: August 4, 2015 at 12:12 pm by Whateverist.)
Yeah. When my wife Lia was a young teeny she used to go to camp where she tells me she used to crush on her camp counselor from Sweden, Helga.
Try as I might, I can't get her to elaborate the nature of the crush when we are having sex. My own imagination, which I am quite pleased to share with her, goes something like this:
*scene starts with Lia and Helga embracing on Helga's bunk*
Helga removes here shirt. "Ah yes Lia, soon you will have a magnificent set of knockers just like these".
Lia tentatively brings her hands up to weigh Helga's endowment. "Oh, do you really think so?"
Helga. "Yeah, sure, you betcha. You'll need them when you have babies."
Lia. "Whatever for?"
Helga. "Why to nurse them of course. Here I will show you. Lie on my lap."
Lia. "Like this?"
Helga. "Exactly. Then you just have to rub the nipple across the baby's face until it latches on."
Lia. "Mmmm, mm, mmmh?"
Helga. "You betcha."
Try as I might, I can't get her to elaborate the nature of the crush when we are having sex. My own imagination, which I am quite pleased to share with her, goes something like this:
*scene starts with Lia and Helga embracing on Helga's bunk*
Helga removes here shirt. "Ah yes Lia, soon you will have a magnificent set of knockers just like these".
Lia tentatively brings her hands up to weigh Helga's endowment. "Oh, do you really think so?"
Helga. "Yeah, sure, you betcha. You'll need them when you have babies."
Lia. "Whatever for?"
Helga. "Why to nurse them of course. Here I will show you. Lie on my lap."
Lia. "Like this?"
Helga. "Exactly. Then you just have to rub the nipple across the baby's face until it latches on."
Lia. "Mmmm, mm, mmmh?"
Helga. "You betcha."
