RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 10:19 am
(This post was last modified: August 6, 2015 at 10:20 am by Catholic_Lady.)
Let me describe my poop to you, as it is something I am very proud of.
I actually have very good poop. They normally come out in one healthy, large log. Kind of a milk chocolate color. I also have the incredible gift of being in and out of the bathroom in a matter of seconds. I don't understand everyone else's need to sit on the toilet and "wait" for the poop. When I feel the poop is coming, I sit on the toilet, and it comes out immediately. I guess not everyone can be so blessed.
Oh, and they ALWAYS float. It's like one large floating log in the toilet.
I actually have very good poop. They normally come out in one healthy, large log. Kind of a milk chocolate color. I also have the incredible gift of being in and out of the bathroom in a matter of seconds. I don't understand everyone else's need to sit on the toilet and "wait" for the poop. When I feel the poop is coming, I sit on the toilet, and it comes out immediately. I guess not everyone can be so blessed.
Oh, and they ALWAYS float. It's like one large floating log in the toilet.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh
-walsh