(August 6, 2015 at 1:55 am)Alex K Wrote: We've had the discussion before with friends. Why not go further and make the results of the endeavour a subject of conversation as well - consistency, ease of expulsion, amount. It sure is more important to one's well being than other trivialities that are talked about constantly...
Why just talk about it when you can invite your friends into your bathroom with you? If you get a glass toilet and put mirrors on the floor, then they can get a good view of the action while it takes place. Since you probably can't always demonstrate this whenever people happen to visit you (not everyone has as many bowel movements as Catholic_Lady's husband), you can take pictures and videos of your performance to show to them. That can come in really handy at your next dinner party, so while you are all eating, you can tell them that you had the same dinner last week and show them pictures of what it looked like coming out of you.
And while you are showing your friends, family, and neighbors natural parts of your life, you can also invite them in to watch when you start trying for your next child. You can even pass out questionnaires asking them to critique your performance, so that you can make improvements. Or you can just talk with them about it. I can readily imagine such a conversation, in which someone says something like, "If your wife would move her leg like that, and if you would move your arm like this, and ... you know, it would be easier if I just showed you what I mean."
I hope you had the foresight to get good pictures and video of the afterbirth coming out of your wife, as that would really add something to your next cocktail party to show everyone!
Also, if you ever get any really bad puss-filled sores on your body, you will want to make sure you get good pictures and videos of squeezing out some of the puss. You can put the pictures on your dining room walls, enlarged and in full color, so people can see all of the details. Of course, if you don't have such sores of your own, you can get pictures of your friends and neighbors, or just download some from the internet for decorating your dining room walls. Naturally, you will want to serve food with the right look, consistency, smell, and taste, to enhance the experience.
Everyone can then enjoy all of these natural body processes together.
Alex, when you try these things, please post about how your friends, family, and neighbors react to this. We would like to know if Germans are openminded or are uptight about natural body processes.
To give you the idea of how to do this, take a look at a video of me on my glass toilet:
Watch a video of me having sex with my wife. If you can take your eyes off of my mesmerizing technique, notice a couple of the neighbors in the background watching. At the end, everyone cheered! (Of course, I am not going to post the video of the time we used too much baby oil and I slipped off of my wife and fell on the floor. I don't do blooper reels.):
Next up is a video of my neighbor squeezing some of the puss out of one of his sores (sorry, I have never had any such photogenic sores on my body, so we have to make do with my neighbor's sores instead of me):
Again, I look forward to hearing about your experiences in these matters!
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
