(August 6, 2015 at 6:14 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Well, well, well... another shitty toilet thread!
My poop is nice... it tends to come out once or twice a day. I dread having to poop in public toilets, but, every once in a while, it must be done.
I'm one of those who takes a long time sitting in that porcelain express, but our seats, here, are made of plastic... some are made of wood - and the water doesn't fill the bowl up, it just stays at the bottom.
This means that turds either fall from about 30cm into the water and splash all over (and you know you've just peed in there!), or fall on the porcelain part and slide to the water (which means a smear of poop on the porcelain which must be scrubbed when flushing).
Most people's poop floats because it has some fat in it and fat is less dense than water. If yours doesn't float, then it might be too much soaked in water, meaning your colon isn't doing its job - get it checked!
Mine float, usually, I have a duo - the first comes out quickly, the second takes its time - but I know that if I don't stay there and wait for it, I'll regret it within a few minutes...
Pooping done and it's time for cleaning. Toilet paper usually gets the job done, but sometimes it just never gets done. So...I've come to use wet towelettes. One is usually enough to get it properly clean and feeling fresh!
Think about it - when you get your hands dirty, you wash them; but your ass... you just brush paper on it and hope it's clean...Might as well brush some paper with soap and make it cleaner...
Or you can do it like the indians: there's always a water bucket on the left side of the hole in the ground where they squat... put they put their left hand in there, and "wash" their butts with that water. Never shake the left hand of a guy from India... it's impolite.
One of the things I miss about living in Brazil were the bidets. The US, for whatever reason, doesn't have bidets. I guess people just like having a poopy butt until their next shower.
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